shmest

the stylistic hybrid of the shirt-vest

I didn't know if he was wearing a t-shirt or not because of his shmest.

by andrewthebruin October 17, 2008

Shmest

Quest fulfilled by young men or men in search of "pussy" and or a relationship.

The shmest is complete man, she said yes.

by bboads45 April 24, 2016

Shmest

The type of girl you can bring home to your mom, yet still shmests around.

Bodicular rash that may be contracted when exposed to the sun.

you're not tipsy. you're not wasted. thats right, you're shmested

by shmest August 23, 2010