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sybermom 

Muthas with attitudes. Bitchy, opinionated, and damn proud of it. Their parenting message board stands united against child abuse in ANY form. They learn from each other by hashing out the issues of today and pondering their personal, parenting and relationship dilemmas.
She was flamed on sybermoms when she mentioned her daughter didn't use a booster seat.
sybermom by amaranth April 15, 2004

Sybermom 

Conquerers of the world wide web, one crappy parenting message board at a time.
Sybermoms took over JavaJane.com, broke their server, and forced them to shut down their registration process in an effort to save bandwith. Sybermoms own Jandy Cane.
Sybermom by HHHHAAAAAARRRRRRRR April 16, 2004

My hands/feet are Syberia 

If you say that your hands/feet are Syberia that means thag your hands/feet are cold.
Usually we use that phrase in the winter.
Girl:My hands/feet are Syberia!
Boy:What?
Girl:That means that my hands/feet are cold.

Syberian Doorknocker 

The act of inserting icecubes in ones partners anus then having anal sex. The icecubes are for pleasuring both partners. The ice is supposed to numb the anus for the receiver making it more comfortable and less painful.

I first heard it on the Bubba The Love Sponge Show.
Marsha: Greg told me he wanted anal sex again, and I told him no because it hurt the last time.

Jan: Well what did do?

Marsha: He suggested putting icecubes in my..... poop-shoot! He called it a Syberian Doorknocker!

Jan: Well did ya'll do it?

Marsha: Fuck yeah. I had an assgasm and I was numb all inside.
Syberian Doorknocker by WTXFTE March 19, 2010

Sybermom 

The cool girls of the internet.
The board many attempt to mimic and aspire to be.
The pinnacle of internet success.
Ex.: JavaJane tries so hard to be Sybermoms, yet their attempt is sadly idiAtic.


PansyAndy would love to be a Sybermom.
Sybermom by Myself April 16, 2004
Syber is yummy. Extraodinarily amazing. Out of this world. Daks
"You don't want to let go Syber. He's just irresistible"
Syber by chocofrosted November 22, 2021