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A game where you take turns putting ones hand on top of the opponents head, and dragging it hard in any direction, saying the word "sparns" as you do. Can also be done randomly to an unsuspected person.

Games can sometimes result in a nasty case of whiplash, which can ensure an easy victory.
Guy 1: 'watches t.v.'

Guy 2: 'sneakes up from behind'......."SPAAAARNS"

Guy 1: "OWWW!!!!!"
sparns by Talos September 6, 2005
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he's tall, and he's gorgeous, he has beautiful eyes and a stunning smile

i said no name, but it's written above so whatever, he's probably in your head now
well fuk here come the sarns
Sarns by Sarns August 9, 2017

syarnina 

Very short. Large pores. Big mouth and very slutty. Love showing her cleavage. She got teeth that look like a horse ? Or giraffe ? It’s so big and forward. Maybe she need braces.
Syarnina’s teeth look like a horse. So big and forward !
syarnina by GlaTt May 7, 2018
A person who definitely loves Zach more
That Starns obviously loved Zach more
Starns by sesqueen March 12, 2021
A wrinkled old slag, who is as loose as a phone cord. Used by many guys and is a gold digger usually will agree to spend the night with a guy if she is fed seafood and hotel room is booked prior to taking her out. If not she will agree to sneak you in her rented room when all her family are asleep to do the silent deed! Make sure to cum in yet tho.. she like the warm juice in her loose hole!
Watch out! Hounslow is an area full of girls named syansa..
syansa by A Grg November 21, 2021

joe Starns 

A fine lookin man with a third leg better put ur girlfriend up when he’s around
Man he’s joe Starns put ur bitch up when he comes around