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When your telling the shittest story (yarn.. not the wool) about nothing
Great syarns mate...:/
syarns by Fruit of mother's womb November 17, 2017
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A game where you take turns putting ones hand on top of the opponents head, and dragging it hard in any direction, saying the word "sparns" as you do. Can also be done randomly to an unsuspected person.

Games can sometimes result in a nasty case of whiplash, which can ensure an easy victory.
Guy 1: 'watches t.v.'

Guy 2: 'sneakes up from behind'......."SPAAAARNS"

Guy 1: "OWWW!!!!!"
sparns by Talos September 6, 2005
he's tall, and he's gorgeous, he has beautiful eyes and a stunning smile

i said no name, but it's written above so whatever, he's probably in your head now
well fuk here come the sarns
Sarns by Sarns August 9, 2017

syarnina 

Very short. Large pores. Big mouth and very slutty. Love showing her cleavage. She got teeth that look like a horse ? Or giraffe ? It’s so big and forward. Maybe she need braces.
Syarnina’s teeth look like a horse. So big and forward !
syarnina by GlaTt May 7, 2018
A person who definitely loves Zach more
That Starns obviously loved Zach more
Starns by sesqueen March 12, 2021
A wrinkled old slag, who is as loose as a phone cord. Used by many guys and is a gold digger usually will agree to spend the night with a guy if she is fed seafood and hotel room is booked prior to taking her out. If not she will agree to sneak you in her rented room when all her family are asleep to do the silent deed! Make sure to cum in yet tho.. she like the warm juice in her loose hole!
Watch out! Hounslow is an area full of girls named syansa..
syansa by A Grg November 21, 2021

joe Starns 

A fine lookin man with a third leg better put ur girlfriend up when he’s around
Man he’s joe Starns put ur bitch up when he comes around
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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