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Sorley is a person who eats dogs. He does so by unhinging his jaw and swallowing them whole. Not only does he do this, he also copies people Minecraft floor design. His best trait is that he doesn’t kill your mum. However he often may kill your pet guinea pig by placing it in his ass.
Jeez Sorley! Did u just eat my dog again!

Bend over so I can rescue my doggo
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Someone who holds their shit in until he gets bummed and shits all over his penis
Mark; ohh sorley whats that brown stuff
Sorley: just my poo don't worry
sorley by sorley is gey June 7, 2019

Australian swirley 

When you grab your girlfriend without warning shortly after defecating, shove her head down the toilet, procede to flush the toilet, let her head swirl around in the fece-filled bowl for a few minutes, and then spin her around on an office chair until she vomits. After she has vomited, some may procede to push her down a flight of stairs on the office chair.
She was annoying the crap out of me, so i gave her an Australian swirley to calm her down.
Australian swirley by AriOz10 July 11, 2016

red swirley

The act of destroying a production server by mistyping a command
Hey, can you look at this box for me? I think we might have a red swirley situation on our hands
red swirley by bchi October 20, 2007
A sleeveless muscle shirt with extra large armpits, worn to highlight, or give the illusion of, well-defined muscles.
I ended up face to armpit in the Best Buy line with the dude in the Hulk Hogan swolley!
swolley by Whiskey Tango May 28, 2005
Barney was mistakenly called Swarley in a tv show called: How I Met Your Mother
lady in the cafe is calling for swarley...
sees barney and hands coffee to him...
Barney looks at his coffee cup, it reads Swarley
Swarley by Smiley_Swarley June 28, 2008