swolley 

A sleeveless muscle shirt with extra large armpits, worn to highlight, or give the illusion of, well-defined muscles.

I ended up face to armpit in the Best Buy line with the dude in the Hulk Hogan swolley!

swolley by Whiskey Tango May 28, 2005

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS)

An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.

After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS) by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

Swollen Starfish 

This is what you call someones butthole after they had a fun filled night of anal sex and their butthole is twice the size it shoud be.

"My boyfriend fucked me in the ass so hard last night and now I have a Swollen Starfish.''

"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"

Swollen Starfish by SiloJohnson72 December 15, 2011

swollen pussy 

When a girl is fully aroused and needs to have a massive orgasm.

My boyfriend spent all night playing with my body . I ended up having a swollen pussy because the need was so great.

swollen pussy by Alwayssloshy May 5, 2018

Swolled up

BUFF; TO BECOME BUFF. COMMONLY SAID IN THE SOUTH.

TIME TO GET YO SELF IN THE WEIGHT ROOM AND GET SWOLLED UP SON!!!

DAMN THAT MAN IS SWOLLED UP!!

Swolled up by cpt amazo November 1, 2008

receiver of swollen goods 

A gentleman who enjoys taking one up the Gary Glitter (shiter)

Look at that bloke over there in the tight white tee shirt he's definitly a receiver of swollen goods

receiver of swollen goods by Vanian August 15, 2012

swoller derby

noun, (SWOHL-r DER-bee)
1. A grandiose affair at which feats of strength are performed, all with the obvious result of getting swole. A swollfest will only qualify as a swoller derby if it is done very publicly with the obvious goal of drawing attention.

2. A marathon gym session in which all imaginable lifts are performed with vigor.

3. The standard daily occurrences that take place almost at Muscle Beach in Venice, CA.

1.

"Bro, did you see all those dudes lifting outside?"
"Yeah, bro. I'm tryna get in on that swoller derby. Look at all of the attention they are getting!"

2. Tony was feeling incredibly swole, but exhausted after his six hour swoller derby in the gym.

swoller derby by mikekais September 24, 2013