smorley 

A small annoying firey dick head of English origin. It usually has small morbidly obese dogs. Hates their parents (Sometimes not the Dad) She will hit you, all the time, great when drunk.

"Oh what a fucking smorley you are"

smorley by trishapaytasson October 28, 2019

smorlette 

1 graham cracker, 6 marshmallows on top of a chocolate bar in an omellete

Castle: I have placed 1 graham cracker, 6 marshmallows on top of a chocolate bar.

Martha Rodgers: In an omelette??

Castle: Not an omelette, a smorlette.

smorlette by Ondre' October 18, 2010

smarley

A smart and often pithy nugget of wisdom, e.g., "it's better ta burp n' taste it, than fart n' waste it!"

You think yer all fancy dancy with yer big ol' werds an' 'em smarley sayins! But y' ain' got na seven kids n' my sweet ass '88 Ford Bronco! Or a mullet that's got it's own mullet! Get outta 'ere, y' fuckin' city boy faggot! Go drink yer capachinos or whatever a' hell you n' yer faggot friends drink! Learnin's queer.

smarley by Jeffvanderlou November 28, 2013

smoley oley 

The highest of props that can be given to a fellow He-Man. Reserved for ultimate acts of Bro-ness.

Origin: The Scripture of Spankey

Three smoley oleys to the guy who invented the Fred Penner shot!

smoley oley by TheScriptureofSpankey January 18, 2016

Sorley 

Sorley is a person who eats dogs. He does so by unhinging his jaw and swallowing them whole. Not only does he do this, he also copies people Minecraft floor design. His best trait is that he doesn’t kill your mum. However he often may kill your pet guinea pig by placing it in his ass.

Jeez Sorley! Did u just eat my dog again!

Bend over so I can rescue my doggo

Sorley by Ilikedogsbuticanteatawhole1 October 23, 2019

sorley 

Someone who holds their shit in until he gets bummed and shits all over his penis

Mark; ohh sorley whats that brown stuff
Sorley: just my poo don't worry

sorley by sorley is gey June 7, 2019

smorsey 

an adjective that means something is hot and sticky

The marshmellow cream on Darci's chin was very smorsey.

smorsey by Durk Wecker January 25, 2009