smorley

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A small annoying firey dick head of English origin. It usually has small morbidly obese dogs. Hates their parents (Sometimes not the Dad) She will hit you, all the time, great when drunk.

"Oh what a fucking smorley you are"

smorley by trishapaytasson October 28, 2019

Words you can keep

smorlette

1 graham cracker, 6 marshmallows on top of a chocolate bar in an omellete

Castle: I have placed 1 graham cracker, 6 marshmallows on top of a chocolate bar.

Martha Rodgers: In an omelette??

Castle: Not an omelette, a smorlette.

smorlette by Ondre' October 18, 2010

Related Words

smorley • sorley • smarley • smarley narger • smokley • smoley • smoley oley • Smolley • smooley • smorlette

smarley

A smart and often pithy nugget of wisdom, e.g., "it's better ta burp n' taste it, than fart n' waste it!"

You think yer all fancy dancy with yer big ol' werds an' 'em smarley sayins! But y' ain' got na seven kids n' my sweet ass '88 Ford Bronco! Or a mullet that's got it's own mullet! Get outta 'ere, y' fuckin' city boy faggot! Go drink yer capachinos or whatever a' hell you n' yer faggot friends drink! Learnin's queer.

smarley by Jeffvanderlou November 28, 2013

smoley oley

The highest of props that can be given to a fellow He-Man. Reserved for ultimate acts of Bro-ness.

Origin: The Scripture of Spankey

Three smoley oleys to the guy who invented the Fred Penner shot!

smoley oley by TheScriptureofSpankey January 18, 2016

Sorley

Sorley is a person who eats dogs. He does so by unhinging his jaw and swallowing them whole. Not only does he do this, he also copies people Minecraft floor design. His best trait is that he doesn’t kill your mum. However he often may kill your pet guinea pig by placing it in his ass.

Jeez Sorley! Did u just eat my dog again!

Bend over so I can rescue my doggo

Sorley by Ilikedogsbuticanteatawhole1 October 23, 2019

sorley

Someone who holds their shit in until he gets bummed and shits all over his penis

Mark; ohh sorley whats that brown stuff
Sorley: just my poo don't worry

sorley by sorley is gey June 7, 2019

smorsey

an adjective that means something is hot and sticky

The marshmellow cream on Darci's chin was very smorsey.

smorsey by Durk Wecker January 25, 2009

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026