4 definition by sorley is gey

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Someone who holds their shit in until he gets bummed and shits all over his penis

Mark; ohh sorley whats that brown stuff
Sorley: just my poo don't worry

by sorley is gey June 07, 2019

someone who shags squirrels for a living.
And when he is done he puts them down his pant and pretends he has a big one.

is that a squirrel in ur pants or are u just exited to see me.
Cameron: its a squirel.

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by sorley is gey June 12, 2019

LOVELY!!!!!!!!!

Thats a LOVELY wrong answer there mrs barber

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by sorley is gey June 12, 2019

AID's aka the finger king and his 11 cats

hi, my name is the finger king and i am gay
PROCEEDS TO BUM

AFTER BUM
did u know i own a lot of pussy

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by sorley is gey March 23, 2021