Australian swirley

When you grab your girlfriend without warning shortly after defecating, shove her head down the toilet, procede to flush the toilet, let her head swirl around in the fece-filled bowl for a few minutes, and then spin her around on an office chair until she vomits. After she has vomited, some may procede to push her down a flight of stairs on the office chair.

She was annoying the crap out of me, so i gave her an Australian swirley to calm her down.

by AriOz10 July 11, 2016

red swirley

The act of destroying a production server by mistyping a command

Hey, can you look at this box for me? I think we might have a red swirley situation on our hands

by bchi October 4, 2007

The Swirley Temple

The act of fucking a girl in the ass in a bathroom while repeatedly flushing her head in the toilet.

also known as "A Janitor's Daughter"

Dumb bitch wasn't old enough to drink... so I took her into the bathroom and gave her the swirley temple!

by NutzOnYaChin April 5, 2012

swirley sundae

When a man is ready to ejaculate, he does so on the woman's face, and then steps out of the way. His close friend then jumps out of the closet behind him and plops poop all over the woman's face.

Me and Paul made the perfect swirley sundae on some girl last night, it was just the right blend of chocolate and vanilla. She still doesn't know what hit her.

by Croy Spark May 1, 2006

drunk swirley

When the world do be spinning and you throw up your entire guts

My friend was talking to another friend and had a sudden case of the drunk swirleys

by deeznuts_gottem6969420 November 2, 2022

Cistern Swirley

French kissing someone after popping a cist or boil getting the puss and blood mixed around in the saliva

Gave my partner a cistern swirley last night or I got cistern swirled at a party.

by Raynespider July 8, 2022

Swirley

When you soap up a finger and wipe out the inner inch of your bung hole.

If you're gonna take Rebecca out this weekend, make sure you give yourself a Swirley in the shower after your last dump because she has a tendency to toss your salad during her bj.

by coneyman69 February 25, 2024