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Someone who holds their shit in until he gets bummed and shits all over his penis
Mark; ohh sorley whats that brown stuff
Sorley: just my poo don't worry
by sorley is gey June 07, 2019
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
by Black Don August 06, 2020
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Sorley is a person who eats dogs. He does so by unhinging his jaw and swallowing them whole. Not only does he do this, he also copies people Minecraft floor design. His best trait is that he doesn’t kill your mum. However he often may kill your pet guinea pig by placing it in his ass.
Jeez Sorley! Did u just eat my dog again!

Bend over so I can rescue my doggo
by Ilikedogsbuticanteatawhole1 October 23, 2019
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If you find a boy called Sorley dont let his antisocial tendencies define him, undernieth their is a heart of gold and a funny sence of humour, he can be rude and arrogant but he cares for his friends when he needs to.
Friend:hey have you seen Sorley
Non-friend: No he is so rude tho
Friend:No he isnt he is really kind and loyal
by The Name guinius June 12, 2019
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Will go through tough times but soon enough come to greatness. Nice towards friends, can be spiteful towards others. Antisocial, Avoids human interaction but enjoys the company of friends.
Friend: Sorley's actually quite nice, he supports my decisions and talks to me alot.

Person: really? Normally he's avoiding everyone at all costs, that's what it looks like anyways .
by HalfBlood_Poseidon May 04, 2019
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A unusual person that tends to act like an utter spastic even though they are quite smart.
Hey did you see sorley today ? What was he doing with that small child!?
by im more than one person August 23, 2017
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