Sorley

Sorley is a person who eats dogs. He does so by unhinging his jaw and swallowing them whole. Not only does he do this, he also copies people Minecraft floor design. His best trait is that he doesn’t kill your mum. However he often may kill your pet guinea pig by placing it in his ass.

Jeez Sorley! Did u just eat my dog again!

Bend over so I can rescue my doggo

by Ilikedogsbuticanteatawhole1 October 23, 2019

Sorley

If you find a boy called Sorley dont let his antisocial tendencies define him, undernieth their is a heart of gold and a funny sence of humour, he can be rude and arrogant but he cares for his friends when he needs to.

Friend:hey have you seen Sorley
Non-friend: No he is so rude tho
Friend:No he isnt he is really kind and loyal

by The Name guinius June 12, 2019

Sorley

HahA JoE maMA GAe

Sorley:*appears in chat*
Freya: oh no
Sorley: JoE maMA GAe

by Sornuma January 30, 2020

sorley

Someone who holds their shit in until he gets bummed and shits all over his penis

Mark; ohh sorley whats that brown stuff
Sorley: just my poo don't worry

by sorley is gey June 7, 2019

sorley

A unusual person that tends to act like an utter spastic even though they are quite smart.

Hey did you see sorley today ? What was he doing with that small child!?

by im more than one person August 23, 2017