the part on the male between the ball sack and the shit hole (aka) the gootch, in which it becomes extremely sweaty
known as sweaty gootch
known as sweaty gootch
guy one : awe man, i have a severe case of swootch!
guy two: awe man thats so dirt nast! atleast your not sweating like a hooker in church!
guy two: awe man thats so dirt nast! atleast your not sweating like a hooker in church!
by the swootch August 3, 2010
Get the swootch mug.Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.
It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.
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by imanobodytwo October 24, 2005
Get the dick and ball skootch mug.Used as an exlaimation; Also, Snootchie Bootchies can be used as a suffix/prefix to any sentence, and can also be used to enhance a joke. This is popular with Jay from the duo Jay and Silent Bob. (See Snoogans)
Snootchie Bootchies, little nootchies!
Promise me that next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snootchie Bootchies!
Promise me that next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snootchie Bootchies!
by Banky March 3, 2003
Get the snootchie bootchies mug.stated after a truthful or meaningful statement, such as word to your mother, or word is bond. Popularized by Jay Mewes of Jay and Silent Bob fame.
by CrunchyMusic March 22, 2003
Get the snootch to the nootch mug.Made popular in Kevin Smith movies.By his his character Jay who he frequently act alongside as Silent Bob.They act as stoners and drug dealers.
The character Jay's familiar “snootchie bootchies” and “snoogans” sayings are based on things Jason Mewes (whom plays jay)used to say himself as a teenager.
According to Smith, the phrases were meant to convey something along the lines of “just kidding, don't kick my ass.”
Which is why in most of his offensive jokes he ends the sentence with "Snootchie Bootchies" !
The character Jay's familiar “snootchie bootchies” and “snoogans” sayings are based on things Jason Mewes (whom plays jay)used to say himself as a teenager.
According to Smith, the phrases were meant to convey something along the lines of “just kidding, don't kick my ass.”
Which is why in most of his offensive jokes he ends the sentence with "Snootchie Bootchies" !
Quotes from the 1994 kevin smith movie 'Mallrats'
Jay: Come to me, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod. Snootchie-bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Jesus, how much did you smoke?
Jay: All it took was a phat, chronic blunt. These guys were lightweights.
T.S. Quint: How much do I owe you?
Jay: My treat. As long as you promise that the next time you pop your old lady, you make her call you "Jay." Snootchie Bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Let's hope there is a next time.
Jay: Come to me, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod. Snootchie-bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Jesus, how much did you smoke?
Jay: All it took was a phat, chronic blunt. These guys were lightweights.
T.S. Quint: How much do I owe you?
Jay: My treat. As long as you promise that the next time you pop your old lady, you make her call you "Jay." Snootchie Bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Let's hope there is a next time.
by Kimber-x December 21, 2006
Get the snootchie bootchies mug.1. A kiss.
Typically a light-hearted or even platonic kiss -- but can refer to any type of kiss.
2. A favorite term for dirty old friend-of-the-family "uncles" or "aunts" to use when drunk at gatherings.
Typically a light-hearted or even platonic kiss -- but can refer to any type of kiss.
2. A favorite term for dirty old friend-of-the-family "uncles" or "aunts" to use when drunk at gatherings.
1. After their date Sally gave Joe a smootch on the cheek and they parted ways for the evening.
2. "Hhhey shweety, hhow 'bout a lil smootch for old Uncle Arnie, eh?"
2. "Hhhey shweety, hhow 'bout a lil smootch for old Uncle Arnie, eh?"
by liveMike December 14, 2009
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