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1. A kiss.

Typically a light-hearted or even platonic kiss -- but can refer to any type of kiss.

2. A favorite term for dirty old friend-of-the-family "uncles" or "aunts" to use when drunk at gatherings.
1. After their date Sally gave Joe a smootch on the cheek and they parted ways for the evening.

2. "Hhhey shweety, hhow 'bout a lil smootch for old Uncle Arnie, eh?"
Smootch by liveMike December 14, 2009
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Smootch
Smootch by Egyang618 November 30, 2021

Saskatchewan smootch 

A friendly gesture of acknowledgement and gratitude (in word or action) between Canadians regarding items Canadian in nature. Most prevalent when both parties are outside of Canada.
Gayle found herself on the receiving end of a Saskatchewan smootch when she shared her ketchup chips with David!

Hot fish smoothie 

When a woman has a fermented vaginal infection, oozing out a warm, stinky substance
Aidan: Bro, this girl I was with last night had the worst hot fish smoothie
Wilson: What the hell is a hot fish smoothie?
Aidan: Ya know, when her cooch is all warm and stinky and sticky

cha cha real smooth 

to recover a situation badly
me: accidentally calls my teacher mother saves it by saying fucker afterwards
also me: cha cha real smooth

J-Smooth 

The best rapper in the game. Snapchat sensation; legend; aka Jesus.

J-Smooth is commly found around the North Kingstown (RI) area where all the bitches roam.
"J-Smooth is very hot"
J-Smooth by mellogenus9 October 14, 2019

Smoochy Dreamer 

Smoochy Dreamer is a sub genre of wrestling fanfiction that deals exclusively with the romantic pairing of Chris Jericho and Stephanie McMahon. The term also describes a person who enjoys reading and/or writing for this genre. Sometimes shortened to Smoochy when discussed between their ranks.
I'm in the mood to read some Smoochy Dreamer fics.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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