The act of moving and scooting at the same time.
Debora said to Jason, "Scootch your ass over here."
by JasonDonuts April 27, 2010
To be the coolest motherfucker that ever walked the planet.
I am totally scootch.
by Christopher Neeley September 28, 2006
An especially wet, potent fart that occurs when the fart travels past a stuck log of shit on the way out.
Dude, you need to check your pants after that scootch
by Magius December 18, 2003
To be the coolest motherfucker that ever walked the planet.
I am totally scootch.
by Christopher Neeley September 28, 2006
a nice vagina, something any normal man would go down on
by Tim Shelton June 14, 2006
a word used to describe a womans ass hole as a acceptable oraphace to place ones penis
dude!, last night i put it in crystals scootch
by Dustiy March 20, 2007
A unit of measure - the distance a dog can drag it's butt across the floor. This term can thus be used to describe any short distance.
"Can you move over a scootch or two?"

"I think they are several scootches ahead of us"

"Wow! look how far Rover scootched on the new rug!"
by Posing A Threat September 20, 2009