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A unit of measure - the distance a dog can drag it's butt across the floor. This term can thus be used to describe any short distance.
"Can you move over a scootch or two?"

"I think they are several scootches ahead of us"

"Wow! look how far Rover scootched on the new rug!"
Scootch by Posing A Threat September 21, 2009
Term used by really, really terrible plain clothes cops/ undercover narcs at shows and festivals, to fail at an arrest...
Undercover: "Hey bros, you got any scootch? You know, anything FUN?"
Bro: "Fuck Off"
Scootch by Johnny Danerously October 20, 2010
To be the coolest motherfucker that ever walked the planet.
I am totally scootch.
scootch by Christopher Neeley September 28, 2006
An especially wet, potent fart that occurs when the fart travels past a stuck log of shit on the way out.
Dude, you need to check your pants after that scootch
scootch by Magius December 18, 2003
To be the coolest motherfucker that ever walked the planet.
I am totally scootch.
scootch by Christopher Neeley September 28, 2006
a nice vagina, something any normal man would go down on
I pounded that trick's scootch all night long
scootch by Tim Shelton June 16, 2006