scootch

The act of moving and scooting at the same time.

Debora said to Jason, "Scootch your ass over here."

scootch by JasonDonuts April 27, 2010

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Scootch

A unit of measure - the distance a dog can drag it's butt across the floor. This term can thus be used to describe any short distance.

"Can you move over a scootch or two?"

"I think they are several scootches ahead of us"

"Wow! look how far Rover scootched on the new rug!"

Scootch by Posing A Threat September 21, 2009

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Term used by really, really terrible plain clothes cops/ undercover narcs at shows and festivals, to fail at an arrest...

Undercover: "Hey bros, you got any scootch? You know, anything FUN?"
Bro: "Fuck Off"

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An especially wet, potent fart that occurs when the fart travels past a stuck log of shit on the way out.

Dude, you need to check your pants after that scootch

scootch by Magius December 18, 2003

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To be the coolest motherfucker that ever walked the planet.

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a nice vagina, something any normal man would go down on

I pounded that trick's scootch all night long

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