smootches

What you say to someone when they are blocking your way and you want to politely ask them to move.

**john's big grill is all up in the hallway and amy comes along**

Amy- "Smootches johnny boy!"
John- "oh, terribly sorry mam!"

smootches by Adam23 July 28, 2005

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One Eyed Smootcher

Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.

It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.

One Eyed Smootcher by Sacramento Solon December 19, 2016

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smoothshark

verb.

The act of deliberately frustrating and subtly mocking an arrogant person who is obsessed with seeming intelligent, by repeatedly and unwaveringly defending an absurd position, despite the oblivious target's increasingly desperate attempts to prove you wrong and show themselves as "smart".

Named for the infamous "sharks are smooth" twitter/tumblr argument.

The principle and the process of smoothsharking was perhaps first described by raptorific on tumblr, although the name was coined by others.

That pompous smart alec doesn't realized he's being smoothsharked.

smoothshark by A_Really_Big_Cat September 13, 2020

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kitty-smoocher

1. A young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 with long scruffy hair in his/her face, typically wears any type of skater sneaker along with a hoodie sweatshirt, and constantly gets in trouble for participating in brainless activities or causing disturbances (i.e. pulling plants out of the ground and throwing them at moving cars).

2. a young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 that travels in peer groups of 6-10; can be seen riding outside on bikes and skateboards while screaming "you are a kitty smoocher" at passers-by, or at hang-out places like malls, movie theaters or the local A&W.

This term originated in RI, after definition #2 actually started happening to people in the area.

Jay: I was outside yesterday trying to fix my car, and a bunch of kids with scruffy hair on bikes and skateboards rode by screaming unintelligible words, what is that all about?

Me: Oh, it's just the neighborhood kitty-smoochers at it again, just ignore them.

kitty-smoocher by jadex99 January 14, 2011