**john's big grill is all up in the hallway and amy comes along**
Amy- "Smootches johnny boy!"
John- "oh, terribly sorry mam!"
Amy- "Smootches johnny boy!"
John- "oh, terribly sorry mam!"
by Adam23 July 28, 2005
Get the smootches mug.Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.
It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.
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verb.
The act of deliberately frustrating and subtly mocking an arrogant person who is obsessed with seeming intelligent, by repeatedly and unwaveringly defending an absurd position, despite the oblivious target's increasingly desperate attempts to prove you wrong and show themselves as "smart".
Named for the infamous "sharks are smooth" twitter/tumblr argument.
The principle and the process of smoothsharking was perhaps first described by raptorific on tumblr, although the name was coined by others.
The act of deliberately frustrating and subtly mocking an arrogant person who is obsessed with seeming intelligent, by repeatedly and unwaveringly defending an absurd position, despite the oblivious target's increasingly desperate attempts to prove you wrong and show themselves as "smart".
Named for the infamous "sharks are smooth" twitter/tumblr argument.
The principle and the process of smoothsharking was perhaps first described by raptorific on tumblr, although the name was coined by others.
by A_Really_Big_Cat September 13, 2020
Get the smoothshark mug.1. A young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 with long scruffy hair in his/her face, typically wears any type of skater sneaker along with a hoodie sweatshirt, and constantly gets in trouble for participating in brainless activities or causing disturbances (i.e. pulling plants out of the ground and throwing them at moving cars).
2. a young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 that travels in peer groups of 6-10; can be seen riding outside on bikes and skateboards while screaming "you are a kitty smoocher" at passers-by, or at hang-out places like malls, movie theaters or the local A&W.
This term originated in RI, after definition #2 actually started happening to people in the area.
2. a young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 that travels in peer groups of 6-10; can be seen riding outside on bikes and skateboards while screaming "you are a kitty smoocher" at passers-by, or at hang-out places like malls, movie theaters or the local A&W.
This term originated in RI, after definition #2 actually started happening to people in the area.
Jay: I was outside yesterday trying to fix my car, and a bunch of kids with scruffy hair on bikes and skateboards rode by screaming unintelligible words, what is that all about?
Me: Oh, it's just the neighborhood kitty-smoochers at it again, just ignore them.
Me: Oh, it's just the neighborhood kitty-smoochers at it again, just ignore them.
by jadex99 January 14, 2011
Get the kitty-smoocher mug.After the fight was over at the party I was at,I decided to grab the microphone & "Smoothed-em" over with my hip-hop freestyle.
by Day2Day1nSociety January 6, 2011
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by Dog Smoother April 24, 2009
Get the Dog Smoother mug.A reference to "rubbing fuzzies". Given the recent trend for shaving hair EVERYWHERE, the parts rubbed are no longer fuzzy, they are smoothie.
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