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Slootch
Not quite hetero and not quite homo but a cuckold that enjoys cleaning up his wife orally after getting her pfolds rocked.
Usually is a person that believes in adult fairy tales (religion); a sad display of a human being that loves to gargle semen.
A creampie guzzler.
The act of eating another man's pie from his woman.
One who eats another man's semen regardless of its location.
Usually is a person that believes in adult fairy tales (religion); a sad display of a human being that loves to gargle semen.
A creampie guzzler.
The act of eating another man's pie from his woman.
One who eats another man's semen regardless of its location.
That slootch lapped it up after I nutted in his woman.
He slootched it after we ran a train on her.
That slootch finally got his dream job... ...jizz mop boy off of 42nd street.
He got herpes from slootching at gangbangs off of craigslist.
He slootched it after we ran a train on her.
That slootch finally got his dream job... ...jizz mop boy off of 42nd street.
He got herpes from slootching at gangbangs off of craigslist.
Slootch by Pfold Damager September 5, 2011
sloochin von doitchen
so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?
your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke
your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke
sloochin von doitchen by PhiL dA CooKa October 13, 2011
One Eyed Smootcher
Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.
It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.
One Eyed Smootcher by Sacramento Solon December 19, 2016
Slotcher
Slotcher by HeadlessJeff January 21, 2021
Slortch
Slortch by Kered Nosliw November 28, 2011
dick and ball skootch
dick and ball skootch by imanobodytwo October 24, 2005
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