Slootch
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Slootch
Not quite hetero and not quite homo but a cuckold that enjoys cleaning up his wife orally after getting her pfolds rocked.
Usually is a person that believes in adult fairy tales (religion); a sad display of a human being that loves to gargle semen.
A creampie guzzler.
The act of eating another man's pie from his woman.
One who eats another man's semen regardless of its location.
Usually is a person that believes in adult fairy tales (religion); a sad display of a human being that loves to gargle semen.
A creampie guzzler.
The act of eating another man's pie from his woman.
One who eats another man's semen regardless of its location.
That slootch lapped it up after I nutted in his woman.
He slootched it after we ran a train on her.
That slootch finally got his dream job... ...jizz mop boy off of 42nd street.
He got herpes from slootching at gangbangs off of craigslist.
He slootched it after we ran a train on her.
That slootch finally got his dream job... ...jizz mop boy off of 42nd street.
He got herpes from slootching at gangbangs off of craigslist.
Slootch by Pfold Damager September 5, 2011
sloochin von doitchen
so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?
your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke
your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke
sloochin von doitchen by PhiL dA CooKa October 13, 2011
One Eyed Smootcher
Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.
It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.
One Eyed Smootcher by Sacramento Solon December 19, 2016
Slotcher
Slotcher by HeadlessJeff January 21, 2021
Slortch
Slortch by Kered Nosliw November 28, 2011
dick and ball skootch
dick and ball skootch by imanobodytwo October 24, 2005
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.