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Slootch

Verb: The act of lapping up semen. See also, cum lapper.
Dude, you have to watch your aim. Your dog just slootched your load!
by Slootch May 2, 2011
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Slootch

Not quite hetero and not quite homo but a cuckold that enjoys cleaning up his wife orally after getting her pfolds rocked.

Usually is a person that believes in adult fairy tales (religion); a sad display of a human being that loves to gargle semen.

A creampie guzzler.

The act of eating another man's pie from his woman.

One who eats another man's semen regardless of its location.
That slootch lapped it up after I nutted in his woman.

He slootched it after we ran a train on her.

That slootch finally got his dream job... ...jizz mop boy off of 42nd street.

He got herpes from slootching at gangbangs off of craigslist.
by Pfold Damager September 5, 2011
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