swonged

facing a blunt to yourself then proceeding to be severely stoned, zooted, outta here, etc.

“hey man the copski next to use doesn’t know we’re swonged!”
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“dude this flameski’ has me swonged”

by awoi March 27, 2018

swongs

Swongs: they are one thing.

Peter: Dude, wtf are swongs? People are talking about it everywhere but noone wants to explain to me what they actually are. wtf?
Josh: Swongs. They are one thing.

by Fiksdal October 07, 2007

Swong

Archaic form of swung or swang.

Little Harold swong the bat with all hit might and hit a home run.

by Goatman Gamer March 08, 2023

Swongs

internet slang for "swings" (in variance or expectation)

commonly referred to as "The Swongs"

Mostly used in the internet gambling community, sometimes as a quick and witty response to someone's bad luck or low-side variance (in results).

If you play enough Poker you're going to experience the swongs.

by **champ** February 17, 2009

Swongs

That which is one thing; not pertaining to multiple objects.

Swongs are one thing.

by Onething September 23, 2007

Swong

Swong = Smoke Weed song. Song which would be perfect while smoking weed. A very calm and relaxing song. Eg. Pumped Up Kicks - Foster The People, Ain't No Sunshine - Bill Withers

Dude, this swong is awesome!!

by superoc January 05, 2012

Swonging

The act in which a boy manipulates his pubic hair with his own semen.

Dude, What r u doing
I'm swonging man, jeez
Oh, sweet

by mr tukka June 06, 2009