swonged 

facing a blunt to yourself then proceeding to be severely stoned, zooted, outta here, etc.

“hey man the copski next to use doesn’t know we’re swonged!”
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“dude this flameski’ has me swonged”

swonged by awoi May 16, 2018

Stonged

being stoned as fuck.

Dawg I'm so stonged I can't even see straight.

Stonged by Lorox666 November 13, 2011

Stonged

Being intoxicated by use of high grade or medicinal marijuana.

Getting stonged is to smoke or ingest marijuana through food. It is sometimes misused in the phrase (stonged up)

Stonged by leftoutboy August 23, 2011

spongedoggle 

Intentionally ejaculating in a partners (male or females) ear.

Dude last night I spongedoggled her for hours.

spongedoggle by Jack blackness September 29, 2013

Swonked 

when youre on the sesh and its getting a little bit weird

just had a pill and im feeling rather swonked

Swonked by jamesbond2007 January 22, 2018

swonked 

A state of being so fucking drunk you can no longer be called by your given name and you can barely do the following: stand, be left unattended for any amount of time, and form coherent sentences. Being "swonked" typically results in the inappropriate touching of friends & strangers, being forcibly removed from bars, memory loss, and/or pants pissing.

Swank was so swonked he literally got thrown out of the same bar twice before 6pm on Sunday.

swonked by K.Murk November 23, 2014

swoned 

The combination of "so" and "owned". Absolute destruction of a persons morale is achieved when they are swoned.

Dave, last night you were so swoned when you fell, drunken, into your own vomit filled toilet.

swoned by phyx May 13, 2005