swonged

facing a blunt to yourself then proceeding to be severely stoned, zooted, outta here, etc.

“hey man the copski next to use doesn’t know we’re swonged!”
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“dude this flameski’ has me swonged”

by awoi May 16, 2018

Stonged

being stoned as fuck.

Dawg I'm so stonged I can't even see straight.

by Lorox666 November 13, 2011

Stonged

Being intoxicated by use of high grade or medicinal marijuana.

Getting stonged is to smoke or ingest marijuana through food. It is sometimes misused in the phrase (stonged up)

by leftoutboy August 23, 2011

spongedoggle

Intentionally ejaculating in a partners (male or females) ear.

Dude last night I spongedoggled her for hours.

by Jack blackness September 29, 2013

Swonked

when youre on the sesh and its getting a little bit weird

just had a pill and im feeling rather swonked

by jamesbond2007 January 22, 2018

swonked

A state of being so fucking drunk you can no longer be called by your given name and you can barely do the following: stand, be left unattended for any amount of time, and form coherent sentences. Being "swonked" typically results in the inappropriate touching of friends & strangers, being forcibly removed from bars, memory loss, and/or pants pissing.

Swank was so swonked he literally got thrown out of the same bar twice before 6pm on Sunday.

by K.Murk November 23, 2014

swoned

The combination of "so" and "owned". Absolute destruction of a persons morale is achieved when they are swoned.

Dave, last night you were so swoned when you fell, drunken, into your own vomit filled toilet.

by phyx May 13, 2005