swoned

The combination of "so" and "owned". Absolute destruction of a persons morale is achieved when they are swoned.

Dave, last night you were so swoned when you fell, drunken, into your own vomit filled toilet.

by phyx May 13, 2005

swoned

Its means the same as owned.

I fucking swoned that mofo!

by 2xD June 17, 2003

swoned

The past tense of swone. The act of swooping in with a boner and stealing someone's girlfriend. Also used in terms of sex. Swooping in to have intercourse with another before a friend has that chance.

James held Eric's interest in Helen at complete disregard and swoned her.

by jafus January 19, 2006

Stoned

What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high

Motionless Stoned

by OGKilluh13 September 9, 2013

get two birds stoned at once

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.

Exactly, get two birds stoned at once

by PhatPJ March 13, 2010

Phone Stoned

Being Stoned alone but on the phone with your friend who is also stoned.

Joe: I'm bored and alone, lets get phone stoned.

by ahhandrew August 5, 2010

Stoned

A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.

A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.

Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned

by Jitts November 13, 2009