swollz 

A general term for when one goes to the gym to tone their muscles, particularly referencing the bicep and pectoral regions of the body. The term can be further used to generalize any form of working out that stresses muscle hypertrophy, particularly that which fosters muscle growth with a goal of making a male more attractive to potential mates. This form of physical activity may be undertaken to express frustrations with work, women, or any form of extraneous stress.

Commonly used with the prepositional phrase as follows: "Gettin' swollz on." Also, used as an adjective to describe things that make you want to work out to relieve stress in the case of the phrase "swollz fuel." The phrase is commonly used in close proximity to the interjectory or exclamatory question, "ya digg??" The word/accompanying phrases is/are often capitalized to stress its importance to everyday life.

"Imma bout to go to the gym to get my swollz on wit pops, ya digg??"

"Hella Swollz gonna get got 2morrow, yall...ya digg??"

swollz by drDave July 24, 2013

swollz 

Slang for 'swollen'. Usually used to describe an erect penis.

Dat bitch is so hot, she got my dick on swollz.

swollz by Lord Bling January 2, 2009

Swollbraham Lincoln 

Swolbraham Lincoln is another way of declaring yourself to be a true swoll bro, much like 'Tyrannosaurus Flex' or 'MASSachusetts'. Often considered the pinnacle of your bench worship. Reps for Jesus

"Brendan had better be careful he doesn't get too swollbraham Lincoln, he doesn't want to remake the 18th Amendment of the church of iron. Reps for Jesus"

Swollbraham Lincoln by BrendanIsHench December 6, 2013

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS)

An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.

After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS) by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

Swoll House 

A gym or recreation center where someone goes to work out. The term "swoll" refers to the swollen look/feeling ones muscles get, and "house" refers to the establishment you get swollen in.

The phrase originated at San Diego State University, also known as the Tool Academy

Bro 1: Yo dawg you wanna hit the swoll house?

Bro 2: FUCK YEAH BRO, LETS GET FUCKING JACKED!

Bro 1: FUCK YEAH BRO! Hold up though I gotta pound some NOEXPLODE and shit first

Swoll House by Young Andro July 14, 2011

Swollen Starfish 

This is what you call someones butthole after they had a fun filled night of anal sex and their butthole is twice the size it shoud be.

"My boyfriend fucked me in the ass so hard last night and now I have a Swollen Starfish.''

"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"

Swollen Starfish by SiloJohnson72 December 15, 2011

Swollmate 

Noun. Person who you spend your life with at the gym. Good workout partner.

My swollmate really pushes me to do better in the gym, she never let's me slack off.

Swollmate by Haribul Sakk321 July 9, 2016