swively

getting so high you are in the matrix and dont know what the hell is happening.

im so fucking swively.

by mikearroz March 24, 2007

keep your head on a swivel

To be alert, or just be watching around you

Guy1: Cops is lurking, keep your head on a swivel
Guy2: Aight g, you too

by TexasMadeCuzzo December 7, 2016

methanical pancake swiveller

A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.

Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.

by Clagbo July 19, 2006

head on a swivel

To be constantly moving your head left and right so that you do not miss anything approaching you from a blind spot

Mandy had her head on a swivel as she rode her bicycle in downtown traffic in order to avoid getting hit by a car.

by Chow-bi July 5, 2017

swivel jiggle

something that's moves in a jiggling way

Damn baby Yo ass Swivel Jiggles

by Hoogalac Man March 30, 2010

perch and swivel

A profane invitation whereas the one doing the inviting is flipping a most vulgar bird to illustrate how the invitee might wish to sit on it while spinning.

I have a most brilliant suggestion for you my dear: why don’t you just perch and swivel on this?

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2021

Swivel Rant

Usually seen on blogs and other comment sites, a swivel rant is little more than an angry run down of points/issues/people you wish to tell to go swivel.

"Did you get a response to your proposal on your blog?"

"Yeah, but nothing constructive, just a swivel rant"

by Old Slaughter February 26, 2010