a disgustingly vile way to piss off or gross out someone you really don't care for. after performing the turd dry dock unroll the
toilet paper without tearing it off, wipe your ass, and then roll it back up. it leaves the white and
brown swirled appearance of the delicious swiss
cake roll!
mike- hey ken, did you leave the work party early?
ken- had too...that
guy everyone hates was being a douche
bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss
cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.