by viva la j.a.f. November 14, 2007
when a kid says swiss cake out loud and another kid runs up and pulls his pants around his feet a lifts the top of his dick and sucks his balls
kevin was so horny he yelled swiss cake in front of nick bennet and nick ran full blast to get him some
by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008
pour chocolate syrup on your girlfriends tits, titty fuck her. Before you climax, make her suck the chocolate syrup off of your dick and cum in her mouth, aka the cream filling.
by AL93 October 19, 2007
a disgustingly vile way to piss off or gross out someone you really don't care for. after performing the turd dry dock unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off, wipe your ass, and then roll it back up. it leaves the white and brown swirled appearance of the delicious swiss cake roll!
mike- hey ken, did you leave the work party early?
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.
by dark korner September 25, 2016
by JOrdan darks April 29, 2007
To drive a thumb/finger deep in your partners ass while having sex, then remove the thumb/finger and insert it in your partners mouth.
My girlfriend was being a bitch all day, so when I was nailing her that night, I gave her the Swiss Cake Role.
by Q-en November 7, 2003
by Dan Lisk January 4, 2006