swirved 

An action that a drug addict does, because they were on drugs.

Ohh he was all swirved out and stole an old ladys purse.

swirved by SPRACKlN May 24, 2008

Swerved up

To get drunk, turnt up and have a great night

I'm ready to get swerved up tonight

Swerved up by yank001998 April 4, 2015

Swervedriver 

Possibly one of the most underrated alternative rock bands of all time. An English band formed in 1984, they recorded and released four studio albums displaying a sound like those of grunge and indie rock. Unfortunately, they never made much mainstream success and were on hiatus for many years before reuniting in 2008 to tour again.

"It looks like you've been losing sleep", said a stranger on a train...

Swervedriver deserves more. Fuck the Jonas Brothers.

Swervedriver by Nosdormu August 3, 2009

Swerved 

When someone avoids conversation with you deliberately cause either you or them are a cunt

1 = "Hi"
2 = (*walks bye with dirty look*)
3 = ooo you jus got swerved

Swerved by Lowtonloserwitallslanglayd January 27, 2016

Swerved 

When you go in for the kiss and she moves out the way

Katie just swerved you

Swerved by Loveing galaxy December 20, 2018

swirled peas 

A veritable vision of vegetable vortex is all I saw in my head ...

when I contemplated the bumper sticker sermon plastered before my face on this miserably sweltering backed-up freeway that dog-day afternoon.

It read: "Visualize WORLD PEACE !!!!!!!"

"I could much more easily imagine a green tornado of PEAS twisting a funnel on the horizon than I can picture Islamo-Fascists laying down their arms."

FATHER FIGURE: "Son, why are you convulsing ?! What's wrong?"
KID IN "THE SIXTH SENSE" MOVIE: "I see ... SWIRLED PEAS ... and ...
(whisper:) I see dead people."

swirled peas by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006

swerved 

ditched, purposefully missed

I've swerved me bird, she pissed me off

swerved by Stu Liddle November 24, 2003