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I saw a drink at Tully's coffee that was called a "swirkle" so I thought it would make a good sex act, like donkey punch for example. My buddy came up with a really disgusting definition and it goes something like this.... A swirkle is when you vomit in a chick's mouth and then stir it with your erection.
And you have to be a dumb frat guy to qualify for swirkle privileges.
"Hey Buddy! Come over man, my girl is passed the fuck out! I'm going to give her a fucking swirkle man! Alright! Rock on Bro!"
swirkle by belfast brian April 21, 2004
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Swarkles 

Is the name for the couple of Barney and Robin of Howi I Met Your Mother, usually used in fandoms. The name comes from the combination of the words Swarley (The name Barney had for an episode) and Sparkles (The last name Robin used while she was a teen singer in Canada, Robin Sparkles)
Oh, I love the Swarkles couple, they are so cute together
Swarkles by yellowumbrella January 30, 2014
Related Words
swirkle • smirkle • swirler • Swinkle • swirled • Swircle • swirvle • shirkle • Sirkle • skirkle

Swinklefunk

1. The remaining ass crust on an unwashed pair of boxers.

2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.

3. The man. The guy. The eternal scrub-owner.
Person 1: "Hey dude, you want to go and play videogames?"
Person 2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my underwear."
Swinklefunk by DaKunkkaDunk May 6, 2014
shiney + sparkley, CREATED BY MEMBER WHO CREATED THIS ACCOUNT!!
Kaylee: Look at the stars!
Nova: Such shirkle!
shirkle by meowmewo uwu February 10, 2021
Somebody who dates outside of their race.
I am a swirler because I love diversity.
Swirler by JustMe.Com June 29, 2015
Crazy good. Combining "marvelous" and "swirl".
Thats swirvle. "We need an idea that is swirvle enough." Swirvle product. Swirvle idea. He´s swirvle when it comes to playing videogames.
Swirvle by human#12909223891289 April 25, 2021

Jamaican Swirlee 

When one takes a liquid shit in a toilet, and then bobs for apples in the toilet, while a Jamaican does them from behind.
“Grandma, why didn’t you answer the phone last night?”

“Sorry sweetie, I was busy getting a Jamaican Swirlee!”
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Soul digger

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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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