swinkle

when you smile and wink at the same time

She swinkled at me.

by Whitee August 20, 2012

Swinkle

The Cutest sweetest nicest girl on the planet

Damn thats some good swinkle

by CHeech July 22, 2003

Swinkle

The art of swimming and tinkling simultaneously

After a fun day on the boat with my friends I had to swinkle so I jumped in the ocean!

by SAFET September 13, 2014

Swinkle

Baby swine.

Damn that's a cute swinkle!

by WinstonSmithWatson May 21, 2015

Swindle sheets

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.

"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."

by Chairman May 2, 2005

Swinklefunk

1. The remaining ass crust on an unwashed pair of boxers.

2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.

3. The man. The guy. The eternal scrub-owner.

Person 1: "Hey dude, you want to go and play videogames?"
Person 2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my underwear."

by DaKunkkaDunk May 6, 2014

Swinglered

A massively unfortunate incident caused by several small, easily avoidable circumstances and excessively poor decision making.

I really Swinglered my car when I decide to throw that soft-drink through my sunroof onto that other guy's car, and he proceeded to chase me for 45 minutes, hurling debris at me and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage to my car exterior.

by Rockteh January 7, 2013