sisexual

SISexual.

A person who wishes to have sex with their sister. And only her.

Dude, I think he's into incest.
-Yeah, he's sisexual.

by JoMan112 August 05, 2010

been there, done that

An expression used to say that one has been in the situation or experienced that which another is talking about. It is usually a negative scenario that is being discussed.

1: Damn, I forgot my homework at my house!
2: Been there, done that.

by JoMan112 January 28, 2011

FMLIF

Acronym for Fuck My Life It's Friday. The exact opposite of TGIF.

(On Monday) Teacher: You will have a huge test on Friday, counting for 80% of your grade!

(On Friday) Kid: What day is it? ...Friday? I have a test today! I didn't study! FMLIF!

by JoMan112 February 18, 2011

DKPS

Don't Know The Proper Spelling.

In contrast to a typo, where one simply makes a mistake on accident, a DKPS is when one spells something totally wrong because they just don't know how to spell it.

A person who has made a DKPS may attempt to pass it off as a typo if the error isn't too drastic.

1: I want to change the cuuriculim in schools
2: Dude, I think you mean "curriculum".
1: Oh sorry, typo
1: You made two errors. Looks more like a DKPS to me.

by JoMan112 January 05, 2012

shuttup

A really retarded way of spelling "shut up". God damn, guys, it's two words and there's only one T.

dumbass: why wont you just shuttup
you: why dont you just learn to spell

by JoMan112 March 20, 2010

BBS

1. Acronym for Be Back Soon. Used in chatrooms, IMs and the like to indicate to others that you will be AFK/offline/gone for a period of time that is too long to just say brb, but not long enough to warrant a bbl; usually 10-30 minutes.

2. Acronym for Bulletin Board System, the predecessors to forums. Pulsar is an example of a BBS - it was founded in Belgium and was the first to use HTML pages.

1. (In an IM convertsation) "Hey my dad's calling me, BBS"

2. "Do you remember Pulsar?" -"That old BBS? Yeah, it was pretty cool."

by JoMan112 February 09, 2011

Hanklerfish

An Anglerfish drawn by a Hank.

Verb form: Hanklerfish'd

You'll have a 5% chance of getting a Hanklerfish'd Fault In Our Stars.

by JoMan112 August 16, 2011