swiket

To describe a scene within a scene.

The little event that happened within a scene is such a cool swiket!

by kamyio August 13, 2011

Swinette

To pull a pig's hair tauntly across its own ass, proceding to then pluck the hair with your teeth. Thus making outstanding backwoods music!

My friend James played the Swinette like a mad man last night, while Ron and Roy danced around the fire all night.

by Bill P. August 29, 2006

SpikeTV

A television network whose only good shows are reruns of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. A television network that prides itself on sexism and idiocy.

SpikeTV claims that it is cool because it's letting a monkey run its television network during Super Bowl weekend. That's been done already in the real world - we have a monkey running this country right now, his name is George Bush.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006

Swinette

The Swinette is a living musical instrument made from the hair of a horses tail, strung tightly across the asshole of a hog. To make music with the Swinette is to blow like hell into the hog's ass while pinching his testicles tightly. The music that comes out will sound something like a ruptured kazoo with the squealing of the hog. Such favorites as "Foggy Mountain Breakdown", "Orange Blossom Special", and "Mountain Dew" my be played with ease, with the Swinette.

Last night at the Ho Down, The Swinette player grabbed his Swinette, got up on stage, wet his lips, and blowed a tune called "Everything is kinda all right". When he got done everybody stood up and cheered for an encore, so he then finished up his set with "Turkey in the Straw"! The Swinette player then said, "a good time was had by all, and we all had a good time".

by anonymous January 5, 2020

Swinetime

Taking time off from work to recover from the swine flu

Dan needed to take a few days of swinetime to recoup from his recent bout with the swine flu.

by defjackal April 30, 2009

Siketh

A old English way of saying the term "Sike"

Plankton: Sparkling or Crystal?
Spongebob: I'll take...
Plankton: SIKETH!!!

by ViciousViking March 29, 2011

siketown

when you didn't do something, and someone else asks you, but you want to sound proud that you didn't do it.

or if you just want to psyche the other person out when asked a question.

'hey man, did you do the english report next period?'
'siketown! of course i didn't.'

by surferbetty19 May 25, 2009