Swinetime 

Taking time off from work to recover from the swine flu

Dan needed to take a few days of swinetime to recoup from his recent bout with the swine flu.

Swinetime by defjackal April 30, 2009

Swinette 

To pull a pig's hair tauntly across its own ass, proceding to then pluck the hair with your teeth. Thus making outstanding backwoods music!

My friend James played the Swinette like a mad man last night, while Ron and Roy danced around the fire all night.

Swinette by Bill P. August 29, 2006

Swinette 

The Swinette is a living musical instrument made from the hair of a horses tail, strung tightly across the asshole of a hog. To make music with the Swinette is to blow like hell into the hog's ass while pinching his testicles tightly. The music that comes out will sound something like a ruptured kazoo with the squealing of the hog. Such favorites as "Foggy Mountain Breakdown", "Orange Blossom Special", and "Mountain Dew" my be played with ease, with the Swinette.

Last night at the Ho Down, The Swinette player grabbed his Swinette, got up on stage, wet his lips, and blowed a tune called "Everything is kinda all right". When he got done everybody stood up and cheered for an encore, so he then finished up his set with "Turkey in the Straw"! The Swinette player then said, "a good time was had by all, and we all had a good time".

Swinette by anonymous January 5, 2020

Swinette 

a musical instrument - 3 hairs stretched across a pigs ass, which is plucked with the teeth.

Usually used when someone is asking too many questions and being really annoying

"Why dont you go somewhere and play your swinette"

which almost always leads to:

"Whats a Swinette"

"Its 3 hairs stretched across a pigs ass, and you pluck it with your teeth".

In other words....go away......

Swinette by Fish2062 September 11, 2010

swinette 

A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.

Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"

swinette by Rob November 30, 2003

skintime 

Time spent in physical, affectionate, skin-on-skin contact with a romantic partner. Can be a range of activities, including but not limited to cuddling, massages, kissing, and sex.

Wanting skintime is more broad than simply being horny, as one desires not necessarily sexual satisfaction but also touch-based emotional closeness, relaxation, and/or a cure for loneliness and stress.

I haven't seen my girl in 3 weeks... goddamn, I need some skintime.

skintime by gin127721 March 11, 2015

swinette 

An insult:
To stick a long peice of straw up a pigs arse and blow really hard (like playing the bagpipes)

hey billie why dont you go play the swinette at the county fair

swinette by jgcd September 21, 2008