Swinetime
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Swinetime • shine time • swinette • skintime • Simetime • SwineLie • Slime Time • Wine Time • It’s bone time • Since Time
Swinette
The Swinette is a living musical instrument made from the hair of a horses tail, strung tightly across the asshole of a hog. To make music with the Swinette is to blow like hell into the hog's ass while pinching his testicles tightly. The music that comes out will sound something like a ruptured kazoo with the squealing of the hog. Such favorites as "Foggy Mountain Breakdown", "Orange Blossom Special", and "Mountain Dew" my be played with ease, with the Swinette.
Last night at the Ho Down, The Swinette player grabbed his Swinette, got up on stage, wet his lips, and blowed a tune called "Everything is kinda all right". When he got done everybody stood up and cheered for an encore, so he then finished up his set with "Turkey in the Straw"! The Swinette player then said, "a good time was had by all, and we all had a good time".
Swinette
a musical instrument - 3 hairs stretched across a pigs ass, which is plucked with the teeth.
Usually used when someone is asking too many questions and being really annoying
Usually used when someone is asking too many questions and being really annoying
skintime
Time spent in physical, affectionate, skin-on-skin contact with a romantic partner. Can be a range of activities, including but not limited to cuddling, massages, kissing, and sex.
Wanting skintime is more broad than simply being horny, as one desires not necessarily sexual satisfaction but also touch-based emotional closeness, relaxation, and/or a cure for loneliness and stress.
Wanting skintime is more broad than simply being horny, as one desires not necessarily sexual satisfaction but also touch-based emotional closeness, relaxation, and/or a cure for loneliness and stress.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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