To pull a pig's hair tauntly across its own ass, proceding to then pluck the hair with your teeth. Thus making outstanding backwoods music!
My friend James played the Swinette like a mad man last night, while Ron and Roy danced around the fire all night.
by Bill P. August 29, 2006
The Swinette is a living musical instrument made from the hair of a horses tail, strung tightly across the asshole of a hog. To make music with the Swinette is to blow like hell into the hog's ass while pinching his testicles tightly. The music that comes out will sound something like a ruptured kazoo with the squealing of the hog. Such favorites as "Foggy Mountain Breakdown", "Orange Blossom Special", and "Mountain Dew" my be played with ease, with the Swinette.
Last night at the Ho Down, The Swinette player grabbed his Swinette, got up on stage, wet his lips, and blowed a tune called "Everything is kinda all right". When he got done everybody stood up and cheered for an encore, so he then finished up his set with "Turkey in the Straw"! The Swinette player then said, "a good time was had by all, and we all had a good time".
a musical instrument - 3 hairs stretched across a pigs ass, which is plucked with the teeth.
Usually used when someone is asking too many questions and being really annoying
Usually used when someone is asking too many questions and being really annoying
"Why dont you go somewhere and play your swinette"
which almost always leads to:
"Whats a Swinette"
"Its 3 hairs stretched across a pigs ass, and you pluck it with your teeth".
In other words....go away......
which almost always leads to:
"Whats a Swinette"
"Its 3 hairs stretched across a pigs ass, and you pluck it with your teeth".
In other words....go away......
by Fish2062 September 11, 2010
Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"
by Rob December 1, 2003
An insult:
To stick a long peice of straw up a pigs arse and blow really hard (like playing the bagpipes)
To stick a long peice of straw up a pigs arse and blow really hard (like playing the bagpipes)
by jgcd September 21, 2006