swiftck 

The worlds coolest person always kind has god humid and carries in exams has a good group of friends and likes to play games

I wish I had a life like swiftck

swiftck by 69sucker August 1, 2021

swiftkaratechop 

Swifkaratechop, aka Matt Brow, is a pretty well known youtuber.
He is 20 years old and lives in Alabama.
He is a skitlogger.

(Skitlog = a vlog hidden in randomness and funnies.)
&he is amazingly hot &adorable &halarious, imo(:

"With enough butter, you can rape anything" -Matt Brown (swiftkaratechop)

"Oh my God, that was so racist, I'm sorry, I apolagize. Dear God. I love black people. I'm black. Will that fix any thing?" -Matt Brown

"Willy Wonka is gonna kick my ass!" -Matt Brown

"Just cuz I'm blue, doesn't mean I'm sad! ARHHHH" -Matt Brown

"What's a dingo? I don't know but it ate my baby" -Matt Brown

swiftkaratechop by invisiblenumbers June 11, 2009

swiftkaratechop 

(aka Matt Brown) is a superbly funny skit vlogger, gamer, all-round nice guy and minor celebrity on youtube.

swiftkaratechop:

"if youre not old enough to drive a car, you shouldnt be old enough to drive a dick"

"what?"

"a 4x4, a...a V8 dick...?"

"with turbo charger?"

"yea, a dick with a turbo charger."

XD

swiftkaratechop by Tamala June 27, 2008

Swiftkin 

People who feel spiritually/mentally entwined with the spirit of Taylor Swift and feel they should have been born as Taylor Swift or in her image.

I may be stuck in a not Taylor Swift body but I'm swiftkin on the inside

Swiftkin by TaytayS January 21, 2015

Swiftcraft

Taylor Swift witchcraft
The practice of witchcraft incorporated with Taylor Swift music, concert confetti, eras color magic, lyric affirmations, midnight manifestations, willow dance rituals, and moonstone usage. People who practice Swiftcraft do not worship Taylor Swift and may worship any deity they wish but they use her lyrics to guide them in life.

I joined a Swiftcraft coven.

I practice Swiftcraft.

Swiftcraft by Secret City Witch August 21, 2023

Swiftkick 

From Los Angeles, California, comes a hard rock sonic sound assault that is on the verge of breaking the barriers of the rock genre for good and all. SWIFTKICK was formed in early 2008 from the ashes of hard rockers TRYPPLE F. Guitarist CHARLIE COMET, bassist JAY "BIG FOOT" MIDDLETON, and drummer DAVID KING enlisted former BARBED WIRE NOOSE/FIASCO VS. 1974 frontman ALEX "THE FIASCO" TASSO, and made their debut at the world-famous Whisky-a-Go-Go on September 24, 2008. Well-received, they were asked to return and share a headlining spot with ALLBRITE on October 18, 2008, playing before a varied audience that embraced SWIFTKICK as a dominant force to be reckoned with.

The Sept. 24th performance caught the attention of Fresno-based promoter Dennis Cook, who booked the band for a private Halloween party. Following the performance, SWIFTKICK became a fan-favorite in Central California. Upon returning to Los Angeles, SWIFTKICK was asked to take part in two prestigious performances: one with L.A. hard rock legends, the L.A. GUNS on January 2, 2009; the other with legendary rock band Y&T on March 21, 2009. Both performances helped to establish a large fan base for the band's ever-growing popularity. In February of 2009, SWIFTKICK enlisted guitarist SCOTTIE CHICLOWE, a perennial guitar virtuoso and the star of a Randy Rhoads tribute band, to finalize the lineup.

Dennis Cook enlisted SWIFTKICK to headline his Fresno Spring Break Bash, attended by thousands. They shared the main stage with such acts as NATIONAL DUST and STATE OF INSOMNIA. They were even asked by Cook to perform a Judas Priest cover song in memory of his late sister. SWIFTKICK performed "Living After Midnight," which has now become a mainstay in their live sets and a driving force behind their current popularity. SWIFTKICK has also released a new radio single, "I Don't," which can be heard on several streaming radio websites, as well as on their website.

Recently, SWIFTKICK caught the attention of RICK JAMES PRODUCTIONS and STX PROMOTIONS AND EVENTS, and SWIFTKICK was given a shot at being the official house band of the Rainbow Bar & Grill on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood, pushing them into the ranks of such legendary acts as VAN HALEN, GUNS N ROSES, and THE DOORS. Most recently, the band has been added into the finals of the West L.A. Battle of the Bands, sponsored by DeMarkco Chandler Productions and Time Warner Cable.

SWIFTKICK continues to play the circuit, and, given the opportunity, will put on the best show possible, which includes exotic rock-ballet performances by L.A.-based exotic ballerina, ZINANGELIS, who has become a popular part of the SWIFTKICK experience.

Hey man, you going to the Swiftkick show in Hollywood tonight?

Swiftkick by xandarr0 June 22, 2009

SwiftCat9004

SwiftCat9004 is the full name for SwiftC, a nickname given to a thug or gangster displaying anti-social behaviour.

Jake is becoming a SwiftCat9004 in the ways he projects himself.

SwiftCat9004 by Flexington lock July 14, 2023