Swiffers

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Swiffers or Swiftards are a cult dedicated to worshipping the republican billionaire Taylor Swift. Swiffers are std infested gays who spend their whole lives on Twitter dragging female artists like Billie Eilish, Beyonce, Ariana Grande, Olivia Rodrigo, Charli XCX, SZA and many more.

"Did you hear #swiftieracism was trending on Twitter yet again?"
"Swiffers are never beating the nazi allegations."

Swiffers by orangeseagull December 18, 2025

Swiffers Bardagulan (SB)

The main characters and the baddest bitches in town wbk! (TFFC wishes)

"TFFC members are a bunch of Swiffers Bardagulan (SB) rejects"

"That duck over there next to Swiffers Bardagulan looks like TFFC"

Swiffers Bardagulan (SB) by sbthemaincharacterswbk! April 11, 2021

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Dirty Swiffer

A female who frequently encounters the opportunity to clean male genitalia

Guy 1: "she sucked my balls and licked my taint"

Guy 2: "oh she's a dirty Swiffer"

Dirty Swiffer by Lex triple x February 28, 2016

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swiffering

to clean floors with the swiffer duster.

i was swiffering my house the other day when i heard the kitchen window shatter.. i went in to look and there was a pile of shit on the floor. All the more crap to swiffer.

swiffering by 4dimensional March 25, 2004

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swifferrifle

she is a very cool tiktoker 🤧❤️‼️ i love her <3

she is a very epic person ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

go follow her or die <33

me: go follow swifferrifle 🔫🥺
you: no, you fat bitch <3
me follow her or die 🔫👹

swifferrifle by poggikillua <3 April 15, 2021

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Swiffer wet jet

The ultimate form of a duster.

Adam sucks so much at hockey he's such a swiffer wet jet.

Swiffer wet jet by swifferwetjet1 February 20, 2011

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stiffly stifferson

A person who isn't keen to light-hearted or fun jokes. More specifically, pranks.

I put rat poison in my boss' coffee and he got mad at me. What a Stiffly Stifferson.

stiffly stifferson by Jablonsky May 22, 2004

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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