Swiffers

Swiffers or Swiftards are a cult dedicated to worshipping the republican billionaire Taylor Swift. Swiffers are std infested gays who spend their whole lives on Twitter dragging female artists like Billie Eilish, Beyonce, Ariana Grande, Olivia Rodrigo, Charli XCX, SZA and many more.

"Did you hear #swiftieracism was trending on Twitter yet again?"
"Swiffers are never beating the nazi allegations."

by orangeseagull December 18, 2025

Swiffers Bardagulan (SB)

The main characters and the baddest bitches in town wbk! (TFFC wishes)

"TFFC members are a bunch of Swiffers Bardagulan (SB) rejects"

"That duck over there next to Swiffers Bardagulan looks like TFFC"

by sbthemaincharacterswbk! April 11, 2021

Dirty Swiffer

A female who frequently encounters the opportunity to clean male genitalia

Guy 1: "she sucked my balls and licked my taint"

Guy 2: "oh she's a dirty Swiffer"

by Lex triple x February 28, 2016

swiffering

to clean floors with the swiffer duster.

i was swiffering my house the other day when i heard the kitchen window shatter.. i went in to look and there was a pile of shit on the floor. All the more crap to swiffer.

by 4dimensional March 25, 2004

swifferrifle

she is a very cool tiktoker 🤧❤️‼️ i love her <3

she is a very epic person ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

go follow her or die <33

me: go follow swifferrifle 🔫🥺
you: no, you fat bitch <3
me follow her or die 🔫👹

by poggikillua <3 April 15, 2021

Swiffer wet jet

The ultimate form of a duster.

Adam sucks so much at hockey he's such a swiffer wet jet.

by swifferwetjet1 February 20, 2011

stiffly stifferson

A person who isn't keen to light-hearted or fun jokes. More specifically, pranks.

I put rat poison in my boss' coffee and he got mad at me. What a Stiffly Stifferson.

by Jablonsky May 22, 2004