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skiddledinger 

Telling somebody something that is a lie for comic effect
Man you were so drunk last night you licked the wall. What seriously? Nah just a skiddledinger
skiddledinger by sharkey lowe March 5, 2014

swiddledick 

Morphic Phallic & confused in nature, twisting in a gyrating motion, two hands required, best performed by a woman named Tonya. Spit is extra credit. One must be in Superman pose while performed.
Tim and Tonya went out and came back to a swiddledick night.
swiddledick by ColinMaxwell81 April 13, 2022

Skiddledipper 

An intoxicated Spencer Spevak.
Wow, you're such a skiddledipper.

skindlebinkus 

A person who gets mad at you for just trying to be funny
"Man, This place is wronger than the ring restaurant
Friend: "That joke absolutely sucked dude, Stop trying so hard"
"shush you skindlebinkus"
skindlebinkus by heehoohaheebo February 21, 2024

Skidilydink 

(verb) To fool, trick, or prank someone in a highly elaborate, unexpected, or outrageous way, often causing laughter or surprise.

Example (verb): "She skidilydinked me by putting a fake spider in my coffee mug."

(noun) An act of playful deception or an outrageous prank designed to catch someone off guard.

Example (noun): "that damn skidilydink took my wallet by doing a backflip."
Example (verb): "She skidilydinked me by putting a fake spider in my coffee mug."

Example (noun): "that damn skidilydink took my wallet by doing a backflip."
Skidilydink by AHHHHHH trust me January 10, 2025

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026