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swellbow 

(swel'bow) n. water filled balloon elbow(s) due to crash landings, typically from skateboarding in such terrain as pools, bowls, miniramps, vert ramps, or street.
Roger: "Dude, my swellbow is dormant... long as I don't slam on it or wear good elbowpads, it's good."

Mark: "Sweet! Keep it that way... swellbows are no bueno."
swellbow by Just another skater April 17, 2006
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swellbow 

When you fall on your elbow and it swells up.
Dude, I have the worst swellbow ever
swellbow by Sean Sallings July 31, 2003
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swellbow 

when you were skating your favorite spot in town , then u fall catch your self with your elbow.. later its a huge ass bump that hurts
(kick flips 10 set lands but falls on impact) fuck bro AHHHH i got a swellbow
swellbow by big emmanuel from NY March 14, 2004
an elbow that is always swollen, due to constant crashes. be it skateboarding, bmxing, etc...
dude did you see my swelbow? I overrotated on my 720 and landed on my elbow.
swelbow by barinowski January 15, 2011
Bugger I have fallen over and now I have a swelbow!
Swelbow by Samofbev January 7, 2011
when you get tattooed on and around your elbow and it swells up and looks funny.
got my sleeve worked on last night, and got a serious case of swelbow.
swelbow by brendanisdead July 16, 2009

heart of many swellows 

Swellow are very clean and pure. A heart of many swellows is that of the purest and kindest. It can be struck down with the might of many kings, or brought up with a love of life.
"Why is he in charge?!"
"Because he will not mislead us..."
"How the fuck do you know?!"
"He has the heart of many swellows"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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