Samofbev's definitions

Swarse

Swollen arse

Bugger I have fallen over and now I have a swarse

by Samofbev January 7, 2011

Belt

A rather large dangly penis

Blimey!! look at that mans belt, its hanging a bit low!

by Samofbev January 7, 2011

Cardling

To look up information and website regarding the 2010 X Factor Winner Matt Cardle

Me: I'm just off on the lappy for a while.

Mate: What you doing on there?

Me: Just a spot of Cardling.

by Samofbev January 10, 2011

Swelbow

A swollen elbow

Bugger I have fallen over and now I have a swelbow!

by Samofbev January 7, 2011