Definitions by Samofbev

Cardling 

To look up information and website regarding the 2010 X Factor Winner Matt Cardle

Me: I'm just off on the lappy for a while.

Mate: What you doing on there?

Me: Just a spot of Cardling.

Cardling by Samofbev January 10, 2011

Swelbow 

A swollen elbow

Bugger I have fallen over and now I have a swelbow!

Swelbow by Samofbev January 7, 2011

Swarse

Swollen arse

Bugger I have fallen over and now I have a swarse

Swarse by Samofbev January 7, 2011

Belt

A rather large dangly penis

Blimey!! look at that mans belt, its hanging a bit low!

Belt by Samofbev January 7, 2011