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swayzerized 

1. To be intoxicated to the point where neither you or your friends recognize who the hell you are.

2. Total alcoholic annihilation.

3. Wasted to the point you think you're Patrick Swayze.
Dude 1 - Man, I'm wasted!

Dude 2 - Naw man, your swayzerized!

Dude 1 - Yea man, I'm totally Patrick Swayze right now!
swayzerized by Patrick Swayzed December 29, 2007
Related Words
Swag + flavor = swaver
"Mix tha swag wit tha flavor now you got tha swaver"
Swaver by dundun09 July 3, 2009
A person who rules or commands one or others combined.
SWAYER by LeProvocateur January 28, 2017
A white girl with a pancake butt who, while attempting to grind/get freaky with a guy, is unsuccessful and instead creates a side to side motion that does not create any pleasure for either partner. In fact, swayers can be known to cause seasickness and extreme boredom.
"Man, that danced fucking sucked! Every girl I danced with was a swayer!"
swayer by Whiskey E October 14, 2009

swagvert 

a dry, unsuccessful advert which fails to please the population it's broadcasted to.


Example:

Jamal: fam, in da break afta the first half of da west ham vs middlesbrough game on tv u see da churchill car insurance ad?

Martin: Yes, fam its wuz syyyyykkk!!

Jamal: Shuuuuhhuuuuuttt yuh muh u bean! that wuz such a swagvert!!!
swagvert by Kissiman February 26, 2009
A girl who is easy towards decisions when intoxicated; commonly in a sence of getting with someone they shouldn't.
that girl is such a swayer you just have to get her drunk and you're in.
swayer by smacked105 April 18, 2018