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Swavesey village collage 

A shit school that is supposed to be good but is full of snakes, snitches and wanna be roadmen. The teachers act like they are on crack and get off on giving students detentions. The headteacher has an ankle fetish because he cares more about what socks your wearing than your education. Year 7ns think they are hard, year 8s act depressed, year 9ns are slags, year 10ns are boring and year 11ns are actually depressed. Welcome to 5 years of hell and retarded cunts :)
Swavesey village collage is a shite school

Shakerley 

The home of shak brook! Foaming orange water surrounds the beautiful community centre famous for its white hotdogs!! Shak common was the host to the 2017 olympics. Known for its black toothed community and not having a single toothbrush in the whole estate. Baghead central! Get your swimming pools out in the front garden in summer and your tinnies. Too dangerous to walk about alone at night for fear of being shanked up by a rusty kitchen knife. TPM (Tyldesley park mandem) HQ.
I live in Shakerley, tyldesley.

Let’s go the community centre
Shakerley by Shakerley4lyf December 11, 2018

Waverley school

Waverley School is a really shitty and crappy school in Birmingham. They have shit teachers and rah it’s jus normally shit. See they can’t afford to have nice things cus they broke and thing they are some type of prison with all the silence in the corridors shit and the detentions like just don’t go there soo yh
Girl: I saw some bad reviews about Waverley School
Boy: Obviously it’s a shit school enni fham
Girl: no it ain’t are u tapped AND DONT MAKE FUN OF RAPE
Boy: Rahh we weren’t making fun of rape ur jus tapped in UR head go to the hospital
Waverley school by Hi I’m ur mom December 14, 2018

Staveleyed 

One who, by way of natural herbal induction becomes highly philosophical and intellectual- according to his own opinion.
I got Staveleyed and engaged in a three hour discussion on the life cycle of a snail.
Staveleyed by Stephi P May 30, 2021

Waverley studio college

Shittest skl in brum I’m tellin u if you went there I think u need therapy place is like a prison I definitely won’t recommend but stay in skl dudes big up the real drillas up in there chinkz fatz n Ellie
“Ahh bro I’m goin waverley studio college”
“Nah bro don’t “

Glen Waverley Station 

A hole, but anyway we love the place. Drugs, booze, punch-ons, it's great. The place is called home by people from GW Secondary College and Brentwood Secondary. It's great to see kids like these look forward to a future.

If you go past, look at them and admire, don't touch, or they will start swinging.
I love Glen Waverley Station,
Nah man, nothing compared to ringwood man,
GW is the greatest, the punch-ons are fucking insane
Glen Waverley Station by StationBOY November 14, 2007
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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