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Swatted
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Swatted • SwattedTay • Twat Swatted • scatted • swasted • shatted • Swatter • shatted on • slatted • smatted
Twat Swatted
The female version of cock blocking, where a female try's to hook up with a man, but has her chances blown by a friend, who usually is fuck-face.
Female 1: OMG! NANCY! That bitch Susie totally twat swatted me when I was trying to talk to this amazing guy last night!
Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!
Female 1: OK!
Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!
Female 1: OK!
Twat Swatted by LilMissKrissyX3 June 30, 2009
Twat Swatted
When a female maliciously prevents another female from getting it on with a guy she is interested in to have him for herself.
Twat Swatted by K10 the Beaver July 21, 2009
Twat-swatted
A term used when a female interferes with another female .who is trying to hook up with a male. Synonym: Cock blocked
We were at the club the other night and I was just about to hook up with this guy when I got twat-swatted by Tabitha.
Twat-swatted by Anglmk2 January 27, 2024
Scatted
"You scatted bro why you fuck the jawn Tima, you know she was burning?"
"He stay talking to high school chicks he scatted."
"He stay talking to high school chicks he scatted."
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