swatman

Usually a dickhead that does anything you tell them to. Very attracted to dumb ugly skets. The ultimate wannabe chav.

person1: is swatman gay?
person2: yeah he is.

by tossoffdossoff May 23, 2012

The Swatman Strangler

The process of masturbation where one ties some string around one's testicles and foot and then kicking one's leg repeatedly.

Tom celebrated the release of Chris De Burgh's new album by performing the swatman strangler on himself.

by Ginger Danish March 14, 2011

Landon James Sweatman

A word to describe someone with no friends who deserves to die, in hell.

Yeah, Brandon’s a bit of a Landon James Sweatman

by jedgard October 15, 2021

scatman

A scatman is a person who stutters but is able to turn it into an awesome beat.

Scatman John is a scatman, he really knows how to scat a good rhyme.

by Scatman John September 12, 2004

Scatmans world

Scatmans world by Scatman John. The song is about the world and the different cultures and races that exist in it

Scatfan:Did you hear the new song Scatmans World from Scatman John? It's awesome!
Scattheorist: Scatman did not go to heaven, he went to Scatland!

by The scatter September 25, 2010

Scatman John

Professor of scat

"ski ba bop ba dop bop"

by Rob July 13, 2003

Scatman

A popular song in the mid 1990s by Scatman John. The song's message is to feel good about yourself, no matter what, and that just because you stutter, you can still make a great tune!

"I'm the Scatman! Yeaaaahh, I'm the Scatman!"

by lte September 25, 2006