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swatman

Usually a dickhead that does anything you tell them to. Very attracted to dumb ugly skets. The ultimate wannabe chav.
person1: is swatman gay?
person2: yeah he is.
by tossoffdossoff May 23, 2012
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The Swatman Strangler

The process of masturbation where one ties some string around one's testicles and foot and then kicking one's leg repeatedly.
Tom celebrated the release of Chris De Burgh's new album by performing the swatman strangler on himself.
by Ginger Danish March 14, 2011
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