swathe 

Somone who can be quite quiet however if give the chance then they will not shut up unless ended! They can be rediculiously big headed but when the time is right once in a blue moon they can be the funniest person you will ever meet.

She is such a swathe!!

swathe by Unknow guy March 15, 2015

swatnet 

SwatNet, originating by the name botnet. All though this one is special it's ran by a group of con artists that specialize in hacking, DDoS, all that cool stuff. Another quick description, a botnet ran by members of PonySec and ChargenAttack with over 400,000 bots.

Imma run you wit mah swatnet br0

swatnet by PonySec September 28, 2014

Swatted 

When someone calls in a make-believe hostage situation or other major offense that would need to be handled by a SWAT team. Mostly done to streamers mid broadcast or other famous Youtube/Twitch celebrities.

The SWAT team busted into his house and arrested him live on stream. He was swatted.

Swatted by Nick 2014 September 3, 2014

Swathi 

A cute, caring, sweet, and sensitive girl. She truly cares about others and loves to give advice. She's upbeat and fun-loving. She never forgets, but forgives. She doesn't trust easily and tries her best to please others. She beautiful and different. She is also strong.

Person 1- That girl is so sweet!
Person 2- Probably a swathi

Swathi by Stating the truth January 29, 2012

Statheist 

One who worships the state. This person may not be fully aware that they see the state as their God, but in every action they take they perform the same rituals as religious organizations. From mindlessly chanting(the pledge of allegiance) to the attribution of supernatural phenomena(taking money from some people to give it to others will somehow make us all richer) and even direct contradictions in their own personal beliefs(theft is wrong if done by an individual, but is somehow okay if done by the state through taxes).

Statheist: Taxation isn't theft, it's the price we pay for civilization.

Non-statheist: If your definition of civilization includes rampant theft, I want no part of it.

Statheist by Jopa16 October 11, 2013

Twat Swatter 

When a girl stops another girl from getting her game on. (The female version of a "cock blocker")

Invented by Dane Cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas

"I was going to get with him! You need to stop being such a twat swatter!"

Twat Swatter by enhoJ August 17, 2008

Slatherfest

To slather Jif peanut butter all over one's body for sexual purposes. This can be done with a partner, in a group, or even by one's self. One can try this with Skippy or the generic brand, but the taste and consistency of Jif far surpasses these cheap substitutes. It has the unique ability to be able to go into cracks and crevices much better. A nice glass of cold milk should always be on hand when "Slatherfesting"
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.

"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week

Slatherfest by Nik Balash May 18, 2009