One who worships the state. This person may not be fully aware that they see the state as their God, but in every action they take they perform the same rituals as religious organizations. From mindlessly chanting(the pledge of allegiance) to the attribution of supernatural phenomena(taking money from some people to give it to others will somehow make us all richer) and even direct contradictions in their own personal beliefs(theft is wrong if done by an individual, but is somehow okay if done by the state through taxes).
Statheist: Taxation isn't theft, it's the price we pay for civilization.
Non-statheist: If your definition of civilization includes rampant theft, I want no part of it.
Non-statheist: If your definition of civilization includes rampant theft, I want no part of it.
by Jopa16 October 11, 2013
Get the Statheist mug.One who rejects religion as irrational but who advocates the existence of the state, usually as a desperate compensation for the comfort that religion brings. The term is most often used by anarchist-atheists to demonstrate to the statheist that the logic they use to justify the state is faulty even though they had sufficient logic to reject religion, implying that they are reproducing the same errors in thinking that they profess to despise in religious people.
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Derogatory term made up by anarchists/libertarians to make ad hominem attacks against atheists they disagree with.
You're just a statheist so I don't have to listen to anything you have to say and can ignore any facts you present.
by FlyingFree333 October 15, 2013
Get the Statheist mug.Not to be confused with statheist, an anarchist term, StAtheist is a satirical Atheist who plays on the idea of Saints in the church.
by StAtheist November 16, 2011
Get the StAtheist mug.A class taken by many high school students to avoid taking Calculus. Little do they know, it's merely the unaborted result of a drunken one night stand between Math and English that inherited the ugly traits from both of it's parents. This little shit is deceptive. Students will enter the class with high hopes, but as the year progresses they slowly tumble into the black pit of never ending despair and existential dread as they realize that nothing can save them from the void of misery that is the approaching AP Exam.
Student 1: I'm going to avoid taking Calculus by taking AP Statistics.
Student 2: Good luck, fam. I'll pray for you.
Student 2: Good luck, fam. I'll pray for you.
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by chuzi suiternator April 16, 2007
Get the statesticles mug.1. (noun) A person with a prejudice toward another person with a mustache.
2. (adj.) discriminatory or prejudiced on the basis of a mustache.
2. (adj.) discriminatory or prejudiced on the basis of a mustache.
She is afraid of anyone with mustaches. She is a stachist.
That comment about the man with a mustache was both uncalled for and stachist.
That comment about the man with a mustache was both uncalled for and stachist.
by tankbeh April 14, 2011
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