Statheist 

One who worships the state. This person may not be fully aware that they see the state as their God, but in every action they take they perform the same rituals as religious organizations. From mindlessly chanting(the pledge of allegiance) to the attribution of supernatural phenomena(taking money from some people to give it to others will somehow make us all richer) and even direct contradictions in their own personal beliefs(theft is wrong if done by an individual, but is somehow okay if done by the state through taxes).

Statheist: Taxation isn't theft, it's the price we pay for civilization.

Non-statheist: If your definition of civilization includes rampant theft, I want no part of it.

Statheist by Jopa16 October 11, 2013

Statheist 

One who rejects religion as irrational but who advocates the existence of the state, usually as a desperate compensation for the comfort that religion brings. The term is most often used by anarchist-atheists to demonstrate to the statheist that the logic they use to justify the state is faulty even though they had sufficient logic to reject religion, implying that they are reproducing the same errors in thinking that they profess to despise in religious people.

statism

atheism

scapegoat

In a way, these statheists are worse than Christians, I really feel sorry for these people.

Statheist by TheShunnedSage June 15, 2009

Statheist 

Derogatory term made up by anarchists/libertarians to make ad hominem attacks against atheists they disagree with.

You're just a statheist so I don't have to listen to anything you have to say and can ignore any facts you present.

Statheist by FlyingFree333 October 15, 2013

StAtheist 

Not to be confused with statheist, an anarchist term, StAtheist is a satirical Atheist who plays on the idea of Saints in the church.

StAtheist is trending on twitter, but he's pretentious as all get out.

StAtheist by StAtheist November 16, 2011

AP Statistics 

A class taken by many high school students to avoid taking Calculus. Little do they know, it's merely the unaborted result of a drunken one night stand between Math and English that inherited the ugly traits from both of it's parents. This little shit is deceptive. Students will enter the class with high hopes, but as the year progresses they slowly tumble into the black pit of never ending despair and existential dread as they realize that nothing can save them from the void of misery that is the approaching AP Exam.

Student 1: I'm going to avoid taking Calculus by taking AP Statistics.

Student 2: Good luck, fam. I'll pray for you.

AP Statistics by I_dont_like_sand_ November 9, 2016

statesticles 

Statistics relating to the testicles or the male genitalia area in general. Also a fun word to say around your friends.

We need to find more statesticles before we can diagnose his genitalia problem.

statesticles by chuzi suiternator April 16, 2007

stachist

1. (noun) A person with a prejudice toward another person with a mustache.

2. (adj.) discriminatory or prejudiced on the basis of a mustache.

She is afraid of anyone with mustaches. She is a stachist.

That comment about the man with a mustache was both uncalled for and stachist.

stachist by tankbeh April 14, 2011