jif

idiot in UK like slang
a dumb person

"shut up you jif"
or
"ricky your such a jif"

by bobby seidel February 4, 2009

JIF

1: A brand of peanut butter

2: mistakenly said for GIF

1: I use JIF peanut butter to put on my PB&J.

2: Only idiots say "JIF" for GIF.

by Hyrix July 6, 2016

Jif

A nickname for a girl who isn't hesitant to have sex with anyone.

Easy to spread, like peanut butter.

Synonymous with: slut; whore

I heard Jif is coming to this party, you guys got condoms?

by Zero2None September 20, 2016

jif

Short for "in a jiffy", which basically means "a short period of time". It can be used sarcastically as well

"Jiffy" is also used as a sci/tech term, commonly for 0.01 seconds, or sometimes 1 tick of a computer's clock.

"I'll get to it in a jif." (This means after I get done with the football game, hon)

by Midwest_Expatriate May 3, 2005

jif

Jif is an incorrect pronouncement of GIF that stands for Graphics Interchange Format. Note the G. People who pronounce it correctly often respond with something like"What's a jif?" or "Who is Jeff?". If a person who pronounce GIF incorrectly shortly after says a word that with a hard "G" while trying to convince the other, it is common to respond whit questioning of meaning, like for example:"-You can't go around and be rude... -You mean jo around?" or to change all g's in ones speech to j's.
It is also a peanut butter brand!

-Have you seen the new John Cena jif?!
-Jif is not a word!
-Mmmm... JIF...

by Bullar är bruna June 27, 2016

Jif

Verb: To Bust a nut cum, spooge, finish, ejaculate.
Noun: Semen, cum, white gold, man juice.
Adjective: to define sexual stability.

That girl's got mad jif! She should give me a becky and i'll jif my super jif all over her face!

by thebrowns0n December 6, 2010

Jif

Gif but pronounced with a J.

It's pronounced Jif, Jermy!

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