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Swangaling 

The length of the male member when he trusted God and wait for his wife. Only the wife of the husband knows if the report is true or not.
I came home from work today, I was so tired but because all day all I could think about was my mans dick just... swangaling.

Swangaling-a-lan!
Swangaling by Dr. Zeus December 11, 2019
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Swangalang

The act of slapping the penis until it makes a 360 degree rotation. This can be done individually, through an immature prank, or by sexual request.
1. The man’s penis did a complete swangalang as he hit it out of boredom.

2. The football player swung his arm and swangalanged his fellow teammate while he wasn’t looking in the shower.

3. The man asked his wife to perform a swangalang while they were in the heat of passion.
Swangalang by Framulation April 4, 2019
When your swerving from side to side in your car. Mainly done in Screwstone, Texas or for those who don't know what that means, Houston.
That cop pulled me ova cuz he thought i was drunk but i was just swanging.
Swanging by 9pimp2 April 15, 2008

Swaggaling 

1) To pronounce the possession of amazing abilities that in reality, one does not have

2) To exaggerate ones abilities
Rob: "Yo bro, my penis is like 9 feet long, bro"

Mel: "Quit Swaggaling"
Swaggaling by turfburn29 July 27, 2009

spangalang

the classic jazz ride cymbal pattern
hey man, just coast on spangalang through the head, save your tricky shit for the solo section
spangalang by DrumShell October 18, 2009

swingling 

Swingling, an art form thought lost in the sands of time, was recently rediscovered alive and well on the upper East Side of NYC, thriving in the brain of The Swingler. Last practiced during the renaissance, Swingling is a delicate ballet of words that leaps to a new height with every more obscure reference. A master of Swingling is able to confound everyone in the room by making references to arcane subjects like rauchbier & bovine fistulation.
At a party last night, I swingled so hard that I discovered a link between the Assasination of Archduke Ferdinand and a Hot Carl.
Teacher: What do you call a baby swan?

Student: A swanling!

Teacher: Yeah, that's close enough.
Swanling by MSNNINJA February 13, 2010
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