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That one dude who will literally put his dick in anything, whether it being a really unattractive girl or an actual swamp.

Damn I can't believe Joshua slept with that girl, He must have a real swampy cock!

swampy cock by Kurt Cobainnnnn July 17, 2017

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Swamp cock

When you tuck your dick into your butt crack all day before a blowjob, and then yell “SWAMP COCK” and then smack her nose with your dong until she smells it

“Hey man I heard you got head from some hot girl”

“I was about to, but then I hit her with that swamp cock and then she threw up”

Swamp cock by SwampyBoi April 1, 2019

Swamp Cock

The unfortunate condition in which the penis has become so inflamed by the toxins of a woman's swamp pussy that the cock itself begins to change colors and ferment. The horrible odor emanated by the rotting flesh is enough to be noticed from a great distance.

Man: Dang, I got some mad swamp cock. I don't think I can make it to that job interview.
Woman: Sorry about that...

Swamp Cock by ColonPounder December 28, 2009

swamp cock

when you have sexualintercourse with a girl/man that's has swamp ass causing you to have mushrooms grow on your cock.

I had sex with my girl last night we had Shrek cosplay and it went Great because she had a swampy ass in turn giving me swamp cock and a few mushrooms to grow down there.

swamp cock by swag_vape_lord December 29, 2016

swamp cock

when you put you dick in a stank pussy

tommy fucked a girl with a stank pussy and her got swamp cock

swamp cock by swamp watt August 31, 2016

cock swamp

1. A lady who is known for being a dirty whore.

2. To be swamped by cocks

In a sentence, Nicole is such a cock swamp.

This party is a cock swamp.

cock swamp by TheSpieler11 December 3, 2014

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field

Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th by IATEASHART June 2, 2023

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026