swampsack

When a male is exposed to prolonged periods of hot, muggy weather, he will develop this condition. Symptoms include:
-Sweaty scrotum
-Nutsack sticking to his thigh
-Lifts and does a goofy walk upon standing from sitting

Dude, where the hell is my gold bond? i got a major case of swampsack

My balls are sticking to my thigh, swampsack is such a buzzkill.

by Spl00gE July 8, 2012

swamp sack

really hot sweaty hairy testicles

It's so hot out, I have a bad case of swamp sack.

by jeff November 15, 2004

Swampneck

uneducated, bayou folk, whom often live in single wide mobile homes and eat alligator and use alligator to make clothing and other house hold products. Typically found in north Florida, southern Georgia and parts of Alabama and Louisiana; possibly inbred with tattoos of the Confederate battle flag found on all parts of the body.

He's not just a redneck from the marsh, he's a swampneck.

by Flishdigity September 21, 2005

Swampscott

A pretty shitty town north of Boston and south of Greenland. Located in Massachusetts, its where high schoolers complain about having nothing to do. On weekends, teenagers will either get stoned, drunk, or bitch about not being able to get stoned or drunk. Swampscott incorporates the preps of Marblehead with the gangbangers of Lynn, making one of the largest preppiest towns who wish they were black, and that's not saying much, seeing as the town is about three square miles long. Not a bad music scene, actually, as many decent bands form here, and band shows are always fun. Opinions on the school system vary, the education is good, as most kids go off to college, but the administration are a bunch of fucking idiots who don't know a good idea from a horses' left testicle. There is no crime here whatsoever, because of this, the police spend most of their time watching 'Fred' videos on Youtube and pissing off French nationalists. Overall, it's a not a good place to be. But you could be stuck somewhere worse.

Here's an impression of someone who just found out that they're gonna be stuck in Swampscott their entire life.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

by marbleheadblowstoo May 24, 2011

snapsack

When you send a Snapchat of your testicles.

I sent that bitch a snapsack!

by Lilaarbear August 6, 2017

SwampMask

While during a global pandemic where masks are required, your mask becomes sweaty, gross and wet. Particularly at outdoor events where social distancing is required.

Man, bro, it’s hot out here. I’m starting to get SwampMask.

by Rayrat 5000 July 11, 2020

Swampscott

Beautiful beach town located just north of Boston. Peaceful suburb but still has a lot of fun. Most high schoolers in Swampscott get high on the weekdays and drunk on the weekends. Has an unusually attractive population, a 10 to you, is like a 6-7 in "The Swamp"(Swampscott) People who live here, love it here, and hold a lot of pride for the hidden gem. Only downside to Swampscott is that it's right next to a giant dump, that most people call "Marblehead." #rollswamp

1: yo did you do anything this weekend?

2: yeah I went to this party in Swampscott

1: I bet it sucked lol

2: actually Swampscott parties are always ragers. You wouldn't expect it, but yeah it was a RIP

1: huh, I always knew there was more to Swampscott than an ocean view and an incredible education system

by Csg1221 November 17, 2016