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swapping the monkey 

a feat of stealth used by thieves to successfully pilfer items atop a pressure plate.
wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!
swapping the monkey by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013

scalping 

Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of re-selling them at a higher price at a later date (closer to the event).

(Thanks to ~Sunigirl~ for the original entry!)
Mike Damone: Busted for scalping Ozzy Osbourne tickets. Now working at 7-11 .

(from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High")
scalping by anna_k March 22, 2005

swapping spit

We'd park by the lake and just swap spit for hours. Swapping spit is so much fun.
swapping spit by mandingoe May 24, 2004

Hard Swapping 

When you trade sexual partners.. as opposed to soft swap where you just watch, or be watched, the other couple having sex. Sometimes soft swap does entail the trading of oral sex between the different couples.
M and L are into Hard Swapping at their swing parties.
Hard Swapping by surgiomx March 25, 2009

Swamping 

When you shove your green painted cock in a wet vagina and scream: "This is my swamp now".
I'm not welcome anymore at my girlfriends place ever since her parents saw me swamping there daughter.
Swamping by Profes April 21, 2018

wife swapping

The act of two or more couples swapping mates for sexual gratification for some period of time, usually a noght or weekend. Sometimes it is done in the same place and other times the couples go back to either the woman's or the man's residence to be more private.
Next weekend Jim is going to Frank and Sue's home while Frank comes to Jim's home to have sex with Jan during their semi-annual wife swapping party. Frank enjoys having sex with Sue because she is so cute, but really loves his wife Jan.
wife swapping by BRD October 10, 2004