swalping

a mix of gulping and swallowing

girl 1: “omg justin’s cock was so good last night i swalped it up!”
girl 2: “girl…. what is swalping?”
girl 1: “a mix of gulping and swallowing!”
girl 2: “ohhhhh me too but with jake! swalping is my new thing!!”

by harharharharhar69696969 January 25, 2023

swapping the monkey

a feat of stealth used by thieves to successfully pilfer items atop a pressure plate.

wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!

by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013

scalping

Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of re-selling them at a higher price at a later date (closer to the event).

(Thanks to ~Sunigirl~ for the original entry!)

Mike Damone: Busted for scalping Ozzy Osbourne tickets. Now working at 7-11 .

(from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High")

by anna_k March 22, 2005

swapping spit

French kissing; snogging

We'd park by the lake and just swap spit for hours. Swapping spit is so much fun.

by mandingoe May 24, 2004

Hard Swapping

When you trade sexual partners.. as opposed to soft swap where you just watch, or be watched, the other couple having sex. Sometimes soft swap does entail the trading of oral sex between the different couples.

M and L are into Hard Swapping at their swing parties.

by surgiomx March 25, 2009

Swamping

When you shove your green painted cock in a wet vagina and scream: "This is my swamp now".

I'm not welcome anymore at my girlfriends place ever since her parents saw me swamping there daughter.

by Profes April 21, 2018

wife swapping

The act of two or more couples swapping mates for sexual gratification for some period of time, usually a noght or weekend. Sometimes it is done in the same place and other times the couples go back to either the woman's or the man's residence to be more private.

Next weekend Jim is going to Frank and Sue's home while Frank comes to Jim's home to have sex with Jan during their semi-annual wife swapping party. Frank enjoys having sex with Sue because she is so cute, but really loves his wife Jan.

by BRD October 10, 2004