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deflower

The act of taking the virginity of a girl. The term comes from the fact that the hymen, before being torn, most frquently looks like an inverted flower.
After the rainbow party, Mary said she was tired of being the only virgin in the seventh grade and asked me to deflower her. We went up to her room while her family was playing Jenga. She was tight and there was blood everywhere from her ripped hymen. She was so sore that I had to pull out early, so she cleaned me up and finished me with a blow job.
by BRD November 22, 2004
mugGet the deflowermug.

sit and spin

1. A childs toy that is round and allows a child to spin wildly around by grasping a wheel and pulling themselves around.

2. A sexual practice where a man lays on his back and his partner sits on top of him inserting his penis into whatever opening is desired then the partner on top spins around 180 degrees or 360 degrees while remaining engaged with the man laying on his back.
Instead of pulling off of me last night when she wanted to change positions, she did a "sit and spin" to face the other direction. That felt so good that I almost had an orgasmm before she was done rotating.
by BRD October 24, 2004
mugGet the sit and spinmug.

panty party

A new twist on an old favorite. This is very similar to a key party, but usually held at colleges or during high school where the couples are not all able to drive to their residence to consumate the evening.

When the time has come to pair off, the gals take off their panties and they are put into a bag. The men blindly select a pair with the girl's name pinned to them. This determine who he is going to have sex with.
My sister invited me to a panty party when I was a sophomore. It was so exciting not knowing who I was going to have sex with. I would have never have though of having sex with Barry before the party, but enjoyed it so much that we have been dating ever since. We've even been to a few more panty parties since.
by BRD October 24, 2004
mugGet the panty partymug.

old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

A phrase, usually used to be crude, indicating the age by which a girl should be having sex. "Old enough to bleed" refers to the age a girl begins menstruation, usually around 12, but can be between 8 and 16 years of age. "Old enough to breed" means that when she mensrtruates she can have children, but of course she can not have children unless she has sexual intercourse.

Another way to rephrase this is "if she has started getting her period, she is old enough to have sex". Of course in many cultures, a girl is usually under the age of consent when she begins her period, so the result could be statuory rape. However, the female body begins menstruation earlier than the age of consent because years and years ago, humans did not live long, so it was necessary for the survival of the the species. For example, during the Roman Empire, the average life expectancy was 22 years.

Pheromones released during ovulation attract males to females who are able to bare children and cause them to become erect and desire intercourse with the ovulating female, so before civilization imposed restrictions on human sexuality, females would become sexually active when the began ovulating. While this is not a justification to have sex with underaged girls, it does explain why human females are able to have children long before society permits them to have sex.

At face value, the phrase states the obvious truth that once she begins menstruation, she can begin to have children, but as stated above, this is not how the phrases is commonly used.
Overheard at a junior high school party:

"I can't believe you went all the way with Sally, she's only 12!"

"Yeah, well, you know what they say... 'old enough to bleed, old enough to breed'. She was hot and horny too, you know."
by BRD April 10, 2006
mugGet the old enough to bleed, old enough to breedmug.

handie

A short form of the phease "hand job". A sexual practice, usually first practived in the pre- or early teen years, where a girl masterbates a guy with her hand. Handies often lead to harder forms of sex, such as blow jobs, which initially is just a handie where she puts her mouth over the top of the penis until he ejaculates into her mouth instead of into the air.
Bob's little sister Paula was teasing me so much that I finally told her to either stop it or she'd have to give me a handie to take care of the arousal she caused. Being curious about what a handie was, she let me teach her how to do it. She even took her top off so I could cum on her developing breasts. A month later, a handie led to me cumming in her mouth.
by BRD November 22, 2004
mugGet the handiemug.

girl next door

Usually refers to a cute, unattainable, wholesome girl, who a guy would like to make love to. She's the type of girl you can take home to your mother, but usually is a tiger in bed.
Amy is one of the "girl next door" types. She is just as cute as a pin, so I was completely surprised when she agreed to go out with me, and even more surprised when she was all over me when we got to the park. She blew me (and swallowed) before we even got out of the car, and was tight as a vise when we made love before I took her home.
by BRD September 6, 2005
mugGet the girl next doormug.

key party

A couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for sexual gratification.
Last night I got to take Jerry's wife Sue home from the key party for the first time. She gave me a better blow job than my own wife Jan, but I love her more than anything, especially since she likes to attend the key parties with me. Jan went home with Bill and said she liked how large his penis was, but that I still make better love to her than any of her other partners.
by BRD October 10, 2004
mugGet the key partymug.

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