BRD's definitions

handie

A short form of the phease "hand job". A sexual practice, usually first practived in the pre- or early teen years, where a girl masterbates a guy with her hand. Handies often lead to harder forms of sex, such as blow jobs, which initially is just a handie where she puts her mouth over the top of the penis until he ejaculates into her mouth instead of into the air.

Bob's little sister Paula was teasing me so much that I finally told her to either stop it or she'd have to give me a handie to take care of the arousal she caused. Being curious about what a handie was, she let me teach her how to do it. She even took her top off so I could cum on her developing breasts. A month later, a handie led to me cumming in her mouth.

by BRD November 22, 2004

girl next door

Usually refers to a cute, unattainable, wholesome girl, who a guy would like to make love to. She's the type of girl you can take home to your mother, but usually is a tiger in bed.

Amy is one of the "girl next door" types. She is just as cute as a pin, so I was completely surprised when she agreed to go out with me, and even more surprised when she was all over me when we got to the park. She blew me (and swallowed) before we even got out of the car, and was tight as a vise when we made love before I took her home.

by BRD September 6, 2005

student body

A term, usually used in high school, to describe a girl who has sex with a lot of different guys.

When I was in high school, Jennifer was considered the student body. The first time I had her, I did her doggie style at a kegger when she was a freshman and I a junior. I saw her leading a few other guys upstairs that night too.

by BRD November 22, 2004

key party

A couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for sexual gratification.

Last night I got to take Jerry's wife Sue home from the key party for the first time. She gave me a better blow job than my own wife Jan, but I love her more than anything, especially since she likes to attend the key parties with me. Jan went home with Bill and said she liked how large his penis was, but that I still make better love to her than any of her other partners.

by BRD October 10, 2004

make a mess

The aftermath of a man's orgasm will "make a mess" if it is not contained by a condom, a mouth, a vagina, or an anus. In other words, it is allowed to spray and land either on the man or on his partner or partners or on the sheets or the floor or anywhere else.

My girlfriend never wants me to make a mess, even when I am masterbating around her. When I masterbate, I have to call her over when I am ready and she has me cum in her mouth after which she swallows so I don't make a mess.

by BRD October 24, 2004

monster

A penis which is inordinately large in either length or girth or both.

At Jimmy's party last night, I hooked up with Paul who had an absolute monster. I didn't think it would fit, but I found some lube and condoms in Jimmy's sister's nightstand. The condom didn't fit, but with the lube, we worked him in. I think my hymen must not have been completely gone because I bled more than I did last year when I lost my virginity at the junior high graduation party.

by BRD September 6, 2005

BJ Queen

A term describing a girl who gives blow jobs to just about anybody at any time.

Often a BJ Queen will give several blow jobs to different guys at a junior high or high school party.

Jaimie set herself up in Bob's room during his party last week and gave a BJ to anybody who wanted one. She's the BJ Queen of our middle school.

I went to her late in the party. She was a mess. She had her top off as well as her skirt. There was cum in her hair, on her chest, and her panties were covered as well. She asked if I wanted her to swallow or if I wanted to cum on her tits or her panties. After she swallowed my load I asked her how she could do so many guys without her mouth getting tired and she said that she loved doing it so it didn't bother her.

by BRD July 27, 2005