BRD's definitions

bloody sheets

When a couple consumates their marriage in some cultures, they display the "bloody sheets" to prove the girl's virginity prior to the marriage. Often girl's bring pig blood to the honeymoon bed if she's not a virgin or is afraid she won't bleed because she has torn her hymen through other means.

Sometimes used to indicate a girl was a virgin before having sex.

She proudly hung the bloody sheets outside the hotel window for her family and friends to see after she made love to her new husband for the first time.

Yeah, we finally hooked up last night and wound up with bloody sheets.

by BRD October 24, 2004

Cream Soda

The mimxture of a woman's vaginal juices and a man's seamen.

She wanted me to taste my cum or she would stop giving me blow jobs, so I went down on her after ejaculating inside her and tasted the cream soda.

by BRD July 1, 2006

finger fuck

Using fingers to enter a girl's vagina. Usually parcticed as safer sex or to preserve virginity.

Jim's not the one I want to lose my virginity to, but he can finger fuck my pussy all he wants. It hurt and I left a cherry stain on his bed when he took my finger virginity, but I love it now.

by BRD October 29, 2004

finger virgin

A girl who has not even had a finger in her vagina, so she is a virgin to fingers.

Suzy was a finger virgin until last night on our date. It was tight and there was blood on my fingers afterward, but she isn't a finger virgin anymore.

by BRD October 24, 2004

cherry sundae

Performing oral sex on a gal immediately after breaking a gals hymen and it bleeds.

I felt bad that it hur her so bad when I made love to my virgin girlfriend Vicky. There was blood everywhere but she felt better when I ate her cherry sundae.

by BRD October 24, 2004

key party

A couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for sexual gratification.

Last night I got to take Jerry's wife Sue home from the key party for the first time. She gave me a better blow job than my own wife Jan, but I love her more than anything, especially since she likes to attend the key parties with me. Jan went home with Bill and said she liked how large his penis was, but that I still make better love to her than any of her other partners.

by BRD October 10, 2004

make a mess

The aftermath of a man's orgasm will "make a mess" if it is not contained by a condom, a mouth, a vagina, or an anus. In other words, it is allowed to spray and land either on the man or on his partner or partners or on the sheets or the floor or anywhere else.

My girlfriend never wants me to make a mess, even when I am masterbating around her. When I masterbate, I have to call her over when I am ready and she has me cum in her mouth after which she swallows so I don't make a mess.

by BRD October 24, 2004