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old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

A phrase, usually used to be crude, indicating the age by which a girl should be having sex. "Old enough to bleed" refers to the age a girl begins menstruation, usually around 12, but can be between 8 and 16 years of age. "Old enough to breed" means that when she mensrtruates she can have children, but of course she can not have children unless she has sexual intercourse.

Another way to rephrase this is "if she has started getting her period, she is old enough to have sex". Of course in many cultures, a girl is usually under the age of consent when she begins her period, so the result could be statuory rape. However, the female body begins menstruation earlier than the age of consent because years and years ago, humans did not live long, so it was necessary for the survival of the the species. For example, during the Roman Empire, the average life expectancy was 22 years.

Pheromones released during ovulation attract males to females who are able to bare children and cause them to become erect and desire intercourse with the ovulating female, so before civilization imposed restrictions on human sexuality, females would become sexually active when the began ovulating. While this is not a justification to have sex with underaged girls, it does explain why human females are able to have children long before society permits them to have sex.

At face value, the phrase states the obvious truth that once she begins menstruation, she can begin to have children, but as stated above, this is not how the phrases is commonly used.
Overheard at a junior high school party:

"I can't believe you went all the way with Sally, she's only 12!"

"Yeah, well, you know what they say... 'old enough to bleed, old enough to breed'. She was hot and horny too, you know."
by BRD April 10, 2006
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girl next door

Usually refers to a cute, unattainable, wholesome girl, who a guy would like to make love to. She's the type of girl you can take home to your mother, but usually is a tiger in bed.
Amy is one of the "girl next door" types. She is just as cute as a pin, so I was completely surprised when she agreed to go out with me, and even more surprised when she was all over me when we got to the park. She blew me (and swallowed) before we even got out of the car, and was tight as a vise when we made love before I took her home.
by BRD September 6, 2005
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tit wash

A term used to describe a guy's ejaculation on his partner's breasts. A young girl usually has a guy cum on her boosom when she first experiments with sex.
Angie gave her older sister's boyfriend her first hand job when he stopped by early the other day. He pleaded for her to let him cum in her mouth, but this was the first time she had done anything with any guy, so she reluctantly agreed to pull her top off and let him give her a tit wash. She was embarrassed, but knew she wasn't the only girl in the seventh grade to let a guy blow his wad on her tits.
by BRD September 6, 2005
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monster

A penis which is inordinately large in either length or girth or both.
At Jimmy's party last night, I hooked up with Paul who had an absolute monster. I didn't think it would fit, but I found some lube and condoms in Jimmy's sister's nightstand. The condom didn't fit, but with the lube, we worked him in. I think my hymen must not have been completely gone because I bled more than I did last year when I lost my virginity at the junior high graduation party.
by BRD September 6, 2005
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BJ Queen

A term describing a girl who gives blow jobs to just about anybody at any time.

Often a BJ Queen will give several blow jobs to different guys at a junior high or high school party.
Jaimie set herself up in Bob's room during his party last week and gave a BJ to anybody who wanted one. She's the BJ Queen of our middle school.

I went to her late in the party. She was a mess. She had her top off as well as her skirt. There was cum in her hair, on her chest, and her panties were covered as well. She asked if I wanted her to swallow or if I wanted to cum on her tits or her panties. After she swallowed my load I asked her how she could do so many guys without her mouth getting tired and she said that she loved doing it so it didn't bother her.
by BRD July 27, 2005
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Rainbow Parties

Parties where several girls wear a different color of lipstick then each proceeds to give one or more guys a blow job. The multiple of colors left on each guy's penis resembles a rainbow.
I've been to two rainbow parties now. I didn't last long at the first one seeing all of those girls giving head at the same time with the different lipstick. Julie had me first with yellow lipstick, and I blew my load in her mouth within a minute or two. When my penis was less sensitive a little later, Karen gave me another one with her bright blue lipstick. Since I didn't cum, Pamela took over with her green lipstick when the bell was rung. She asked me to cum on her chest if I needed to, and after I did, I was done for the night.

At the second party, I was more relaxed, and before the end of the night had let each girl leave her mark.
by BRD July 27, 2005
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tight as a vise

Phrase used to describe a girl's vagina when it is too tight or nesarly too tight for her partner's penis to penetrate. While it is common for a virgin to be as tight as a vise, many sexually active young women can be this tight for quite awhile, sometimes until they have a child or they have sex with a partner who has a large girth.
Amy had been having sex for seven years with her first lover but was tight as a vise when I met her because my penis was three or four times thicker than her previous lover. She could not get it in when she tried to mount me that first time, so I had to use some KY and had to push really hard. I couldn't believe it when she bled the first time we had sex because her hymen had never been completely torn. She remained tight as a vise until we had children.
by BRD May 4, 2005
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