swallowage 

A reference to a man's jizz-load or load of cum after it's been subsequently ejaculated into a woman's mouth/throat and swallowed down her gullet.

If the jizz-burst is spat or puked out, it can no longer be called 'swallowage', it would the be called 'jizz-spat' or 'spattage'.

Chick: 'Babe, I'm really enjoying that swallowage! Hit the spot!'
Guy: 'My pleasure, chicken-tits, let me know if you're hungry again in 30 mins. or so, happy to oblige!'
Chick: 'Ok, babe, thanks for the snack!'

swallowage by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

swallage capacity 

A measurement relating to the amount of semen which can be held in the mouth.

Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.

Bro 1: Check out that bird!
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol

swallage capacity by DARKFiB3R January 26, 2015

swallowable 

When the taste of a man's sperm is not objectionable. Usually refering to oral sex and the decision to swallow or spit after cim.

Dave tried to convince his date that not only was his sperm swallowable, but that most girls just loved the taste of his cum.

swallowable by JBlackbird January 1, 2009

Swallowable 

Able to be swallowed.

Those pills, *points to pills* are swallowable

Swallowable by PakAttack151 January 31, 2005

Swalloween

Holiday that comes once a year on October 31 that is celebrated by a woman performing oral sex on her partner until completion.

Most people celebrate Halloween on October 31, but in my house it's called Swalloween and I enjoy the day more than I would by eating some candy!

Swalloween by Holdin Macgroin January 20, 2009

SWALLOWEEN

An annual gathering (in October), where 40 year old Pennsylvanian whiteys, who grew up in the suburbs, yet thought they were “gangsta”, drive/fly in from all over, to celebrate their friendship & relive their youth, by listening to 90s music, drinkin’ 40s, having politically incorrect conversations, eating, dancing, playing Cards Against Humanity, performing “personal joke” skits (which make fun of each other), & consuming A LOT of alcohol. These fools have their own Facebook & Snapchat groups, called “40s & Shortys”, which they watch the next morning, to be reminded of what exactly went down the night before. On occasion, they also try to gather for a Spring version of these festivities, called “Spitoween”.

Who’s grabbin’ the 40 for Swalloween?

SWALLOWEEN by Sinister C October 14, 2018

Swalloween

Celebrated day of atonement for MILFS which parallels 'Halloween'.

Offsets Windows 10 issues, and lends credence to the value of good head.

Based on totally human API.

Last Swalloween, that chick from Oracle ran the house...the database is drained of errors now.

My MILF neighbor goes pro on Swalloween., and I like it.

Swalloween by s6's brother October 19, 2021