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swallowgize 

When a man/woman proceeds to to gulp down their man's penis (usually most who swallowgize end up ingesting their partner's semen as well) in an attempt to make amends for past transgressions. Also related to the term swallowgy, the oral version of an apology.
Guy 1: Hey did you and your girlfriend ever apologize for being a bitch to you last night?

Guy 2 : No, actually she never did.

Guy 1: Man I'm sorrow bro, should kick her ass to the curb!!

Guy 2 : I made her swallowgize instead. (grins)

Guy 1 : Ah nice man! She's a keeper!
swallowgize by conrm33 January 21, 2013
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swallogize 

to apologize by way of sincere oral sexual favors - somewhat analogous to make up sex...
After I loaned her my car and she wrecked it, Laney felt she needed to swallogize - it didn't fix my car, but that girl could suck the chrome off a bumper...

(It's never too late to swallogize)
swallogize by diremudflap January 13, 2008

shallowize 

to lower the quality of; to make shallow
People who ignore the facts are shallowize the issue.
shallowize by zooey December 23, 2008

aswallowgize 

The act of apologizing by performing a blow job to completion and swallowing in order to right a wrong.
After taking my boyfriends lighter he expected me to aswallowgize when I got home.
aswallowgize by RideoutChick September 8, 2016
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