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SWALLOWEEN

An annual gathering (in October), where 40 year old Pennsylvanian whiteys, who grew up in the suburbs, yet thought they were “gangsta”, drive/fly in from all over, to celebrate their friendship & relive their youth, by listening to 90s music, drinkin’ 40s, having politically incorrect conversations, eating, dancing, playing Cards Against Humanity, performing “personal joke” skits (which make fun of each other), & consuming A LOT of alcohol. These fools have their own Facebook & Snapchat groups, called “40s & Shortys”, which they watch the next morning, to be reminded of what exactly went down the night before. On occasion, they also try to gather for a Spring version of these festivities, called “Spitoween”.
Who’s grabbin’ the 40 for Swalloween?
SWALLOWEEN by Sinister C October 14, 2018

Swalloween

Celebrated day of atonement for MILFS which parallels 'Halloween'.

Offsets Windows 10 issues, and lends credence to the value of good head.

Based on totally human API.
Last Swalloween, that chick from Oracle ran the house...the database is drained of errors now.

My MILF neighbor goes pro on Swalloween., and I like it.
Swalloween by s6's brother October 19, 2021

salloween 

adj/noun – a pitifully weak attempt at celebrating Halloween
I thought their Halloween decorations were wimpier than my dentist’s: a couple of paper jack-o’-lanterns and black cats, with some cobwebs stingily strewn about – never seen such a salloween.

thong swallower 

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.
-"Wow, that girl's got serious booty."
-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."

knob swallower 

A derogatory term for a faggot.
Jessis told me she tried to fuck Stoney last night, but it turns out he is not into chicks. He is a fucking knob swallower!
knob swallower by QPump August 5, 2011

Your mother should have swallowed you

You are sperm. Sperm is what fertilizes the egg, creating you. When people say this, they're saying your mother should have instead given head, and swallowed the sperm which was cummed in her mouth, instead of having regular sex, and having you. You are that sperm, so if she would have swallowed the sperm, she would have swallowed you. It's basically like saying your dad should have had sex with a condom...if someone tells you this, they're calling you a mistake, and looking down on you as a useless lifeform. It's actually a very clever line if used as an insult.
"You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you" - Big L in a freestyle session in '98.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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