swagstist

One that has too much swag. Or that can judge others by the amount of swag that they have.

Christina was a swagstist because she had too much swag.

by YaGirly May 14, 2014

swautistic

A cunt who SWATs people and puts their lives at danger because they're that dumb.

Guy 1: "Damn, that SWAuTistic dude is pure cancer!"

Guy 2: "I know right, actually SWATing someone thinking they'd give him their actual address!"

by MouldyTofu January 15, 2018

Swagmeister

One's ability to have way too much swag.

2. Jesus, that girl Monica is one hell of a swagmeister!

1. I've just been swagger-jacked by that swagmeister!

by Jayboyee March 2, 2011

Swagtastic Trio

a group of three people (usually male) who walk into a social event and all eyes are on them. they seem to attract everyone with their level of swagger. and all of their swagger combined results in the phenomenon known as the "swagtastic trio"

female 1- did you see Josh, Ryan, and Zach last night?

female 2- hell yeah they was lookin real fine..

female 1- they were so swagged out! i just wanted to drop my panties on site

female 2- we call that a swagtastic trio my dear, and yeah i wanted to drop 'em too

by J*Hudd October 5, 2009

swagtastalastalicious

A combination of swag, fantastic, elastic, and delicious. Swag-tasta-lasta-licious. A word that can describe all your emotions of being excited, happy and amazed.

Omg did you see that unicorn jump over a child?! It was swagtastalastalicious!!

by yummy...cheese February 21, 2022

Swagmister

A person who has so much ice, it feels like a midget is hanging from there necklace.

My pal said he liked my sandles, now he calls me the Swagmister

by coolcat1234 June 4, 2010

swagtastical

Fantastically full of swag.

Your dad picks up all the chicks because he's just so swagtastical.

by zetaheart66 September 9, 2011