swaghetti

Pasta that is high in swagginess. You should only order this if you have extreme swag.

Nee! This pasta is total crapola! eh? Get me some swaghetti you jerk bastardo!

by Wannabeapasta October 2, 2014

Swaghetti

A food eaten by those with lots of swag. It is often accompanied by Swagu.

Regular Guy, "I had some good cereal for breakfast this morning."

Swag Guy, "I had Swaghetti."

by Activsquirrel November 30, 2011

swaghetti yolognese

the preferred food of choice for all the swaggots in the world. it is similar to spaghetti bolognese except it has swag and only lives once.

"take off that snapback inside!"
"i do what i want #yolo"
"no swaghetti yolognese for you then!"
"wait please i want it :O"
"then pull up your pants fgt!"

by drinkwatertocuresorethroat December 7, 2013